3 fans, Browns, Lions and stealers are walking to a bar to watch MNF. They round a corner and there lies a dead woman without clothes. The Browns fan takes his cap and places it over her right breast and says “let’s get a cop”. The Lions fan says “I’m with you” and places his cap on her left breast. The token stealer fan put his hat on her crotch but is too damn stooopid to talk. The three find a cop and return. The cop picks up the Browns and Lions caps off the poor girl and returns them. Then he picked up that piece of shit stealer hat, looks puzzled and puts it back down. The Browns fan had to ask what’s wrong covering for stealer stupidity. The cop stated that each time he ever saw a stealer hat before that it was on top of a asshole.
Vag hat?