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  7. This Week in the NFL Playoffs

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    Fuck the Steelers. Reserving the right to change my pick since they changed the day. Only reason I picked them was because I was thinking about the Browns, second round matchup, so I am making a slight adjustment: Instead of 20-17 Steelers, I'm gonna go BILLS 51 STEELERS 3

    TGZ

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  8. This Week in the NFL Playoffs

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    It's the NFL Playoffs, but it's also still the AFC North, as three teams made the Playoffs, and all four teams had winning records, a first for an NFL Division in the modern era.

    And no one predicted it like Ana De Armas did. She hit 15 out of 20 down the stretch to win 2023 Zombabe of the Year. Which means we'll be riding her through the playoffs. Sorry Steeler fans, maybe next year you can nominate a fat chick.

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    Updated ZomBabe Standings 

    Ana De Armas 15-5

    Minka Kelly 2-1

    Alexandra Daddario 4-4

    Bryce Dallas Howard 4-4

    Isabela Merced 7-8

    Kate Upton 5-8

     

    Cleveland at Houston,  Saturday 4:30 PM

    I love that the Browns are not playing in one of those bad weather games, so Joe can throw the rock all over the field. But I love even more that Myles Garrett has had 17 days to rest his shoulder and is going to have a field day against this Houston Offensive Line. BROWNS 29 TEXANS 17

    Miami at Kansas City,  Saturday 8:10 PM

    I'm not going to watch this game. I'll be exhausted from our win and I'm not paying PeeCock 5 bucks so I can see this shitshow in -30* temps, I'll be asleep.  Cold doesn't stop speed, so I'm taking Miami. DOLPHINS 20 CHIEFS 13

    Pittsburgh at Buffalo, Sunday 1:00 PM

    Another Northern Weather Shitshow. Snow and howling winds. Evens the playing field ... So why would anyone take Buffalo -10?? I actually think Tomlin's boys will out-tough some of those Buffalo prima donnas ... Calling for the shocker here. STEELERS 20 BILLS 17

    Green Bay at Dallas, Sunday 4:30 PM

    Props to GB for a good season with a young team, but the Cowboys should have all of their weapons on full display in this one. COWBOYS 35 GREENBAY 24

    LA Rams at Detroit, Sunday 8:15 PM

    This could be an upset, the Rams have weapons out the wazoo, but I find it too hard to pick against Detroit in their first home playoff game since some of you were born. LIONS 27 RAMS 23

    Philadelphia at Tampa, Monday 8:15 PM

    Seems like an unfair advantage to have one of your Division Week combats to have to come off a Monday Night game, but these two squads aren't going too far anyway. I hate to pick against Baker, but Philly has to right their ship somehow, someway, at some point ... Right? EAGLES 17 BUCCANEERS 13

    TGZ

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  9. This Week in the AFC North

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    On 1/8/2024 at 1:11 PM, Vagitron said:

    Zombo, these chick's need more ass. 

     

     

    Dude I know you are used to those 300 pounders in Pittsburgh, but this a Browns Board, we can handle healthy looking beautiful women. You probably have to chug down 5 viagras just to mount one of those babushka wearing wombats that you are used to.

    Z

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  10. Bowl Mania!

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    Congrats to Derrida, who Bowl Mania this year, all who finished in the Top 5!

     
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  11. This Week in the AFC North

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    The Browns are celebrating a Playoff Season, the Ravens are celebrating a #1 Seed and Ana De Armas is celebrating being ZomBabe of the Year...

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    ... Meanwhile Pittsburgh is "discovering" a QB that has been on their roster for 6 years, and the Bungles are realizing that some teams don't make excuses when they lose their starting QB, they keep marching ... And the Bungles are not one of those teams.

    Pittsburgh at Baltimore, Saturday 4:30

    Steelers have enough D to beat Baltimore's backup but will still miss the playoffs because they lost to Arizona and New England ... in December ... At Home. STEELERS 20 RATS 16

    Cleveland at Cincinnati, Sunday 1:00 PM

    Bungles bags are packed. Browns may not be playing the A-Team, but they still have the A-Schemes. BROWNS 20 BUNGLES 13

    TGZ

  13. This Week in the AFC North (Thurs. Edition)

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    OK, So Ana De Armas went 3-1 last week, and 3-1 this week, including the playoff clinching prediction, so she is the winner of the 2023 ZomBabe contest and we'll ride her through the playoffs.

    Updated ZomBabe Standings 

    Ana De Armas 13-3

    Minka Kelly 2-1

    Alexandra Daddario 4-4

    Bryce Dallas Howard 4-4

    Isabela Merced 7-8

    Kate Upton 5-8

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  20. This Week in the AFC North

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    Well, it was a great debut for Ana De Armas, as she went a smoking 4-0 versus the spread and took the ZomBabe lead.

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    This week we've got two of our rivals playing today on a Saturday, so double up the weekend beer purchase!

    Minnesota at Cincinnati, Saturday, 1:00 PM

    Vikings defense is playing lights out so its time to come back to earth for Jake Browneye with a few weeks of film on him. VIKINGS 17 BUNGLES 14

    Pittsburgh at Indianapolis, Saturday, 4:30 PM

    It's that time of the year when everyone counts out Tomlin and the Steelers ... Seen this movie too many times. STEELERS 20 COLTS 16

    Chicago at Cleveland, Sunday, 1:00 PM

    Now that the Browns have a QB that can stretch out the defense, the running game should start rolling for the playoff run. And Browns defense dominates at home. BROWNS 20 BEARS 9

    Baltimore at Jacksonville, Sunday Night Football, 8:20 PM

    Duval County will be up for this challenge under the lights, Jags ready for a statement game. JAGS 27 RATBIRDS 20

    Updated ZomBabe Standings 

    Ana De Armas 4-0

    Minka Kelly 2-1

    Alexandra Daddario 4-4

    Bryce Dallas Howard 4-4

    Isabela Merced 7-8

    Kate Upton 5-8

    TGZ

     

  24. This Week in the AFC North

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    Well, one and done for the lovely Minka Kelly. Ironically, she now has the best winning percentage of all the Zombabes, as she went 2 out of 3, but is eliminated for picking the Browns wrong.

    Since nobody nominated a Babe that is still amongst the living, I pick again, so I'm taking actress Ana De Armas:

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    BTW, my official prediction for Stillers/Pats, which I failed to publish in time, was PATS 7 STEELERS 6 ... so that's a winner, and now Ana has the highest ZomBabe winning percentage at 1-0.

     

    Indianapolis at Cincinnati, Sunday 1:00 PM

    Colts are favored in Cincy ... nah, I can go there, Bungles win. BUNGLES 17 COLTS 16

    Jacksonville at Cleveland, Sunday 1:00 PM

    The Browns are back home where the Dawg Defense Dominates. Faguars will be in the fetal position by the 4th quarter. BROWNS 24 FAGUARS 9

    LA Rams @ Baltimore, Sunday 1:00 PM

    Time for the Ravens annual December Dump. Rams steal one in Blowmemore. RAMS 24 RATS 20

    TGZ

    Updated ZomBabe Standings 

    Minka Kelly 2-1

    Alexandra Daddario 4-4

    Bryce Dallas Howard 4-4

    Isabela Merced 7-8

    Kate Upton 5-8

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  25. This Week in the AFC North

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    Wake up you Pancake-eating Motherfuckers, it's GAMEDAY!!! The Browns are in LaLa Land to take on the Lambs, and Joe Cool is gonna shish kabob those Sheep! It's December, try outs are over, these games are REAL the division is winnable, LET'S FUCKING GO! Here We Go Brownies,  Here We  Go!!! 🟫🟧⬜️🏈⬜️🟧🟫

    Isabela went down in flames last week, so time for a new ZomBabe to take us down the playoff stretch. This one was a request from one of our members. May I present ... Minka Kelly:

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    Arizona at Pittsburgh, Sunday, 1:00 PM

    Smelling an upset here. The Midget can make more plays than Tiny Hands. CARDINALS 24 STEELERS 16

    Cleveland at LA Rams, Sunday, 4:25 PM

    The two original Cleveland franchises. One went to Hollywood and got all soft. The other has the baddest defense in the land. BROWNS 20 LAMBS 10

    Cincinnati at Jacksonville, Monday Night Football, 8:15 PM

    Does anyone find Jax scary? I don't. But they have enough to beat Cincy and their backup. But not by 8.5. JAGUARS 23 BUNGLES 16

     

    Updated ZomBabe Standings 

    Alexandra Daddario 4-4

    Bryce Dallas Howard 4-4

    Isabela Merced 7-8

    Kate Upton 5-8

    TGZ

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