bonedawg Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 FTA: If you have the misfortune of standing within earshot of a Pittsburgh Steelers fan during the next seven days, you will hear him say some really, really dumb stuff. Part of that can't be helped -- the Steelers are Appalachia's Team and native-born fans speak in a distinct hillbilly dialect that's almost impossible for the average American to understand. But even if you can make sense of the Pittsburghese (listen to this really long lecture by a Carnegie Mellon professor trying to explain it to what is presumably the most sophisticated group of students in western Pennsylvania, making excuses for moonshiners in the process) you're liable to hear a few really zany arguments put forth by these proudly undereducated rubes. Here are a few to watch for, along with a few points you might make in reply if you're interested in arguing with an angry hillbilly. Keep in mind these people aren't much for rationality -- they're more likely to, say, skimp on spending a few thousand bucks to extinguish an underground coal fire, instead letting it burn until they have to demolish the entire town. Hey, the Stillers ain't goink get any mur calls from the refs than yinz guys are. We can argue about this season's calls all day, but the fact is, if the Steelers win this Super Bowl, they'll get a lot of assistance from the referees, just as they did in the last two they've played. Bill Leavy, the referee who handed the game to Pittsburgh in 2005, actually apologized for his poor performance last year. Leavy says he expects to take the regrets to his grave. I bet it follows him further than that. Arizonans probably have horrible memories of the jobbing we took. If the Steelers win, they'll have help from the zebras. Sad but true. Dr. Cope would be so proud of this team -- it's classic Steelers football! First of all, legendary Steelers broadcaster Myron Cope didn't even have an honorary doctorate from any accredited university -- he appears to have earned some sort of degree from the University of Pittsburgh, which is more or less a fancy community college -- let alone an actual doctorate so no one should call him that, even in jest. Second, if he can see the team from where he is in the afterlife (they presumably have Cox cable there), he's got to be ashamed of the way Ben Roethlisberger has conducted himself over the last year. And that's just the latest. Ben's a scumbag (who's now, suddenly, talking about God after games), and I'm sure Cope would even see it that way. It's not just that incident or that player, either. There are also rumors about Hines Ward's ill-fated lecherousness involving a porn star who mocked him -- in the post Favre/Woods era, it's nice to see a guy like Aaron Rodgers quietly dating women such as a pretty, talented Tennessee girl and a model/grapefruit heiress. That's how you're supposed to do it. So far Mike Tomlin has done a remarkable job winning with this team, but it's also become clear the team is slowly but surely developing serious character issues, despite what some people want to believe. Yinz guys give dem Stillers fans a hard time but it's all a bunch of jumbo. We're jest like any other football fans. "Jumbo" is what "Stillers" fans call bologna, and it's a staple food in Pittsburgh, served on white bread purchased from the Giant Iggle, maybe with mayonnaise if they're feeling fancy. They love that shit -- and it's why they're not like other football fans. I once called the Steelers "White Trash America's Team" and they are. There's something about the black and yellow -- perhaps it is the black and yellow itself -- that draws food stamp re-sellin', meth-cooking rednecks into the fold. Every team has a few loud, boorish fans; the "Stillers" have a few normal ones. Go into the shittiest dive bar within five miles of your house anywhere in America and start shit-talking the team -- you'll find a guy in jean shorts to argue with. Try the same thing with the Bears, the Patriots or even the Packers -- the percentages won't compare. Dem Stillers got more rangs than anyone -- that's why Pittsburgh's the best! In 1967, the NFL came up with a really great marketing gimmick and started calling its championship game the "Super Bowl." No one outside Pittsburgh considers championships any less impressive if they occurred before that date, but ask a Steelers fan about it and you'll hear that such games are "ancient history" and that "no one cares." The roots of this disconnect run to the fact that, as best I can tell, the average Steelers fan is born to a mother who is 16.2 years old, meaning it really has been like four generations since the Super Bowl started. Also, however, they're covering a deep-seeded insecurity about their pathetic past. For the first 40 years of their existence, the team was a joke. In terms of championships, they're still behind this weekend's opponent, the Packers, as well as the Bears, Giants, and Browns. What does that distinction mean? Those other teams are old money. Class acts, all of them. The Steelers are, in contrast, like the owner of a really, really successful dirtbike dealership. He's got a lot of money, but no one in polite society has much interest in socializing with him, and no one wants him moving into their neighborhood and installing a jacuzzi the size of a small golf-course pond. Just look at a guy like Toby Keith -- the Okie is a lifelong Steelers fan with an album called White Trash With Money -- and you get a pretty good picture of Steeler success. They (and the refs) deserve credit for their championships -- especially the ones in the '70s, which former Steelers players have admitted they did Mark McGwire-style, with the assistance of steroids, a drug the team is largely responsible for having introduced into the league. Should those championships therefore have a big, fat asterisk on them? You be the judge -- just extend the same opinion to the great Barry Bonds. Yoi! Hines Ward is great! Lookata how he blocks them cornerbacks! What a player! It's nice to see Hines' reputation is finally starting to match reality -- he's the NFL's dirtiest player, not some hard-nosed old-time receiver with a bright smile and a heart-warming backstory, as he was too often depicted by the media in years past. Still, he gets off a lot easier than he should. Ward is scum. Actually, scum is too nice a word for him. He's a cheap-shot artist and a cheater. And when he does actually take a lickin', he cries about it like a little girl and asks the league to suspend the guy who tackled him. Ward fits in nicely with the Steelers and their fans. LINK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawgpound3 Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 You're being bitter, bonedawg. All of you Brown fans, should be ashamed of yourself. I am a Browns fan, too, but I have class and most of you are ignorant, asswipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawgpound3 Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Get over the Steelers! Let's focus on our team and our team only! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedyd900rr Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Get over the Steelers! Let's focus on our team and our team only! If were focusing on our team only then why do you have a pic of Farve in a Vikings uniform? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawgpound3 Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 So, your complaining about him posting an article that you didnt have to click on nor read and yet you tell him he's bitter? I don't have to read his useless and derivative drivel. I just wanted to speak out on the behalf on this forum. I don't like the Steelers, but I respect them ALOT. They have a stable organization, from bottom to top. They constantly draft good, they pick up the right people and they have good coaching in general. They get a lot of respect from me and they completely deserve it. People that post useless and stupid stuff and Retarded articles like this, should keep this in mind, I would LOVE to have an dedicated owner like Dan Rooney and Art Rooney Jr, they stick with their team. It's why Randy Learner still hasn't learned his lesson. You don't keep firing coaches, hoping to hit lightning with a bottle. In order to get stability and order in the NFL, you have to build your team and keep drafting good consistently. If there was one thing Mangini was right about, building the Browns was for the long-term. It wasn't gonna take overnight and even though, the Browns improved immensely over the past year, the Browns need to keep building and then, they'll be able to win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonedawg Posted February 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 I don't have to read his useless and derivative drivel. I just wanted to speak out on the behalf on this forum. I don't like the Steelers, but I respect them ALOT. They have a stable organization, from bottom to top. They constantly draft good, they pick up the right people and they have good coaching in general. They get a lot of respect from me and they completely deserve it. People that post useless and stupid stuff and Retarded articles like this, should keep this in mind, I would LOVE to have an dedicated owner like Dan Rooney and Art Rooney Jr, they stick with their team. It's why Randy Learner still hasn't learned his lesson. You don't keep firing coaches, hoping to hit lightning with a bottle. In order to get stability and order in the NFL, you have to build your team and keep drafting good consistently. If there was one thing Mangini was right about, building the Browns was for the long-term. It wasn't gonna take overnight and even though, the Browns improved immensely over the past year, the Browns need to keep building and then, they'll be able to win. Sounds like someone is getting ready to jump on the Steeler bandwagon or maybe the jets or vikings since those are the teams in your avatar and sig. I don't thing you have any right to speak for the whole forum either. Before you go about calling anyone Retarded, you don't hit lightening with a bottle, you CATCH lightening IN a bottle. Have fun rooting for Rapelesburger this Sunday. Oh, and do me a favor and shove a terrible towel up your ass while you are at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawgpound3 Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Sounds like someone is getting ready to jump on the Steeler bandwagon or maybe the jets or vikings since those are the teams in your avatar and sig. I don't thing you have any right to speak for the whole forum either. Before you go about calling anyone Retarded, you don't hit lightening with a bottle, you CATCH lighting IN a bottle. Have fun rooting for Rapelesburger this Sunday. Oh, and do me a favor and shove a terrible towel up your ass while you are at it. Sounds like me someone's bitter here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawgpound3 Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 If were focusing on our team only then why do you have a pic of Farve in a Vikings uniform? Because I like the Vikings and Favre, but I like Favre more than anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonedawg Posted February 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Because I like the Vikings and Favre, but I like Favre more than anything. I'm not bitter, just enjoy trying to get a rise out of the Steelers trolls on this board. As far as Favre goes, tweet him, maybe you'll get lucky and he'll send you a dick pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaporTrail Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Because I like the Vikings and Favre, but I like Favre more than anything. I'm sorry, I was with you until this line. Did he send you a picture of his penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoorta Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Because I like the Vikings and Favre, but I like Favre more than anything. Well, you're in the minority, as Favre was in the top five most disliked players in the NFL- in fact he tops the list. Most Disliked Players- NFL Personally, I found the whack job on the Steelers amusing- strange isn't it that first Seattle- and then the Cardinals claim they got jobbed by the Refs in the Super Bowl. And if you been following the Steeler trolls around here lately the guy is dead on in his statement it's a Steeler thing to only count Super Bowl wins as having any value, and screw everything that happened before 1970. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go 'Losers Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 This honestly sounds like some hack sport reporter from Phoenix (one of America's premier sports towns) got drunk one night watching highlights of Super Bowl XLIII, grabbed his Mac book and started unloading his pent up anger and frustration. What a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Cheesedick Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 This is an post by a bitter, resentful, angry person. He has been thinking about the Steelers and their fans WAY too much. Let's look at the truth. Steelers are a winning organization. Ben is a ass, who happens to be a very good quarterback. Nothing wrong with Ward and Harrison except to those whom root for teams they have demolished. Browns are turning a corner that they would have with or without Mangini next season. A promising QB in McCoy. Ownership that doesn't really care too much about the team, and THAT is our problem. To try to take away what the Steelers have accomplished is stupid. You can be jealous, but accept it. What is this, 8 Super Bowl appearances for them? You sound stupid claiming each time it's the refs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosar_For_President Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 If were focusing on our team only then why do you have a pic of Farve in a Vikings uniform? Too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Cheesedick Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 The Steelers may be a winning team but the author of the article hit the nail on the head with their FANS. Their fans are definitely not winners by virtue of being fans of a winning team. The majority of them were depicted in the article. Thanks for the entertaining read. HOLD ON! Does anyone on this board think that their life will be any different, if the Pro football team they follow wins a Super Bowl? Fan are fans. Fans are not winners or losers. They are fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSU Kid Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 FTA: First of all, legendary Steelers broadcaster Myron Cope didn't even have an honorary doctorate from any accredited university -- he appears to have earned some sort of degree from the University of Pittsburgh, which is more or less a fancy community college -- let alone an actual doctorate so no one should call him that, even in jest. All credibility was lost right there. University of Pittsburgh is an excellent learning institution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slurp and Burp Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 The football news in Cleveland is the Pittsburgh Steelers 24/7. They love the Black N gold and their posts prove how not a day goes by without one, two, three or more steelers posts. GO STEELERS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomaspro Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 This coming from a guy with a handle of Slurp and Burp. Did Kordell Stewart give you that name the night you were found in the parking lot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoorta Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 quote name='bonedawg' date='Feb 3 2011, 05:45 PM' post='228006' FTA: First of all, legendary Steelers broadcaster Myron Cope didn't even have an honorary doctorate from any accredited university -- he appears to have earned some sort of degree from the University of Pittsburgh, which is more or less a fancy community college -- let alone an actual doctorate so no one should call him that, even in jest. All credibility was lost right there. University of Pittsburgh is an excellent learning institution. The guy was kidding- actually what he should have brought up was the fact Cope (who had a vote) wasn't going to be happy until he put every Steeler who played in the 70's (like Frenchy Fuqua and Rocky Blier) in the HOF. IMHO that isn't a joke, about 1\2 of the Steelers who got inducted from those teams got in on the basis of winning a bunch of Super Bowls. I'll say this as a certainty. If Clay Matthews had played for the Steelers, he'd have his bust in Canton- long ago. Jack Ham was no better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VENOM Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 I'm not bitter, just enjoy trying to get a rise out of the Steelers trolls on this board. As far as Favre goes, tweet him, maybe you'll get lucky and he'll send you a dick pic. The Steeler trolls are to busy with the Super Bowl! I see for some reason you have a lot of time on your hands. I wonder why?[ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vagitron Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 I haven't read anything in this thread but wasn't on the board at all yesterday (You're surprised I know. I live here REMEMBER!) but before clicking the forum tab I said to myself. I wonder how many new Steeler threads will be on page one lol. Surprise, surprise at least one. I'll now check for others. How xxxxing sad. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slurp and Burp Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 The browns are gay and have nothing to discuss when it comes to the post-season. They whine and cry and wish they had a team like the steelers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neohionative Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 You're being bitter, bonedawg. All of you Brown fans, should be ashamed of yourself. I am a Browns fan, too, but I have class and most of you are ignorant, asswipes. Seriously... Jim Brown was a wife beater, and is a notorious racist. He left the league early to pursue a non-existent acting career. He also went to Baltimore to defend LeQuit and criticize Cleveland fans. Yet he is our hero, and one of, if not THE greatest Brown ever. Hauling out every petty pissy little bicker you can think of when it comes to Steelers (esp in the postseason long after we've ceased being relevant) is f@#&ing pathetic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daddybull1 Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Hey Dawgbone... I'm a life long Browns fan and am also a graduate of the University of Pittsburgh... You can kiss my rosey red ass and take that damn jockstrap off your head... Peace T.Dawg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daddybull1 Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Jim Brown is no hero of mine... Jim Brown was the greatest running back in the history of the NFL... Jim Brown played for the Cleveland Browns... I'm a huge fan of the Cleveland Browns.... Spin it as you wish neohionative........... My Father was my hero, worked 44 years in the steel mill, lost his left hand the 1st week that he worked there (retired at the age of 59 on total disability with 44 years seniority--amazing).. Peace T.Dawg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BUNSofSTEEL08 Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 I haven't read anything in this thread but wasn't on the board at all yesterday (You're surprised I know. I live here REMEMBER!) but before clicking the forum tab I said to myself. I wonder how many new Steeler threads will be on page one lol. Surprise, surprise at least one. I'll now check for others. How xxxxing sad. lol Its a Sport Homo~T (Trash Talk) ... And they aint too good at it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosar_For_President Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 Steve Brule is a Steelers fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosar_For_President Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 In case you needed more proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUNSofSTEEL08 Posted February 6, 2011 Report Share Posted February 6, 2011 In case you needed more proof. Well with the Orange Background and Brown shirt ... I think we know who hes talking about !! LOL !!! Thanks for the Change Up !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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