D Bone Posted November 15, 2017 Report Posted November 15, 2017 So my 22yr old daughter teaches middle school PE here in SoCal. One of her students was sick for over a week and when he came back to school he still couldn't do any physical activity, so she required him to do several essays as make up work. Since it's physical education class, her only requirement was that the essays be related to physical activity or nutrition. He did a couple on nutrition and general health, and for the last one he asked her if he could "Do one on the Cleveland Browns"..... Of course she laughed and said, "Oh yea, please do one on the Cleveland Browns so I can show my Dad!" - and this is what the 11yr old SoCal born and raised kid came up with:
TexasAg1969 Posted November 15, 2017 Report Posted November 15, 2017 48 minutes ago, D Bone said: So my 22yr old daughter teaches middle school PE here in SoCal. One of her students was sick for over a week and when he came back to school he still couldn't do any physical activity, so she required him to do several essays as make up work. Since it's physical education class, her only requirement was that the essays be related to physical activity or nutrition. He did a couple on nutrition and general health, and for the last one he asked her if he could "Do one on the Cleveland Browns"..... Of course she laughed and said, "Oh yea, please do one on the Cleveland Browns so I can show my Dad!" - and this is what the 11yr old SoCal born and raised kid came up with: Signed Sushi B.
Tour2ma Posted November 15, 2017 Report Posted November 15, 2017 I'm shocked that D Bone's penmanship is that good...
D Bone Posted November 15, 2017 Author Report Posted November 15, 2017 lol!! I've been working hard on it.
stillmotion Posted November 15, 2017 Report Posted November 15, 2017 hahaha, we HAVE to fix the image of the Browns. Everyone under 20 thinks we're a laughingstock of a team.
Nero Posted November 15, 2017 Report Posted November 15, 2017 7 minutes ago, stillmotion said: hahaha, we HAVE to fix the image of the Browns. Everyone under 20 thinks we're a laughingstock of a team. Only under 20? As a newcomer to the game, I have two brothers who also have watched american football too, although not as much as I have. All of us were surprised when we found out (after I did some research) that the team that was set to lose every year had been dominant in the past. It is hard to overcome the bad fame that you had earned through many years of bad results.
Tour2ma Posted November 15, 2017 Report Posted November 15, 2017 25 minutes ago, stillmotion said: hahaha, we HAVE to fix the image of the Browns. So an image consultant to run the FO?
TexasAg1969 Posted November 15, 2017 Report Posted November 15, 2017 42 minutes ago, Tour2ma said: So an image consultant to run the FO? They'll draft better and dress them better when drafted. You know like wingy things for the WR's and such.
Canton Dawg Posted November 15, 2017 Report Posted November 15, 2017 1 hour ago, D Bone said: lol!! I've been working hard on it. Dilly-Dilly!
Dste Ace Posted November 15, 2017 Report Posted November 15, 2017 I have a friend who has a 5 year-old son. He has outfitted the kid with a Browns jersey, blanket, the works. He has the Direct TV football package and they watch the games together every week. He told me that last season, after another embarrassing loss, Anthony looked at him and said, "Dad, why do we root for the Browns? They suck! Why aren't we Patriots fans?
TexasAg1969 Posted November 15, 2017 Report Posted November 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, Dste Ace said: I have a friend who has a 5 year-old son. He has outfitted the kid with a Browns jersey, blanket, the works. He has the Direct TV football package and they watch the games together every week. He told me that last season, after another embarrassing loss, Anthony looked at him and said, "Dad, why do we root for the Browns? They suck! Why aren't we Patriots fans? Funny-that's what my racquetball friends ask me every Monday.
Tour2ma Posted November 15, 2017 Report Posted November 15, 2017 32 minutes ago, TexasAg1969 said: Funny-that's what my racquetball friends ask me every Monday. You'll have the last laugh... May be in the 75 & Older division, but you'll have it...
TexasAg1969 Posted November 15, 2017 Report Posted November 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Tour2ma said: You'll have the last laugh... May be in the 75 & Older division, but you'll have it... Yeah, the Browns and the Aggies. I'm not betting the Exacta or the Quinella.
syd Posted November 15, 2017 Report Posted November 15, 2017 7 hours ago, stillmotion said: hahaha, we HAVE to fix the image of the Browns. Everyone under 20 thinks we're a laughingstock of a team. a few years ago my son was still in High School and got fed s.h.i.t for wearing browns gear
DieHardBrownsFan Posted November 15, 2017 Report Posted November 15, 2017 1 minute ago, syd said: a few years ago my son was still in High School and got fed s.h.i.t for wearing browns gear MAGA!
syd Posted November 16, 2017 Report Posted November 16, 2017 8 minutes ago, DieHardBrownsFan said: MAGA! Morons Are Governing America is that what you mean by maga,if not please explain
DieHardBrownsFan Posted November 16, 2017 Report Posted November 16, 2017 You're the Moron snowflake!
Ghoolie Posted November 16, 2017 Report Posted November 16, 2017 23 hours ago, D Bone said: So my 22yr old daughter teaches middle school PE here in SoCal. One of her students was sick for over a week and when he came back to school he still couldn't do any physical activity, so she required him to do several essays as make up work. Since it's physical education class, her only requirement was that the essays be related to physical activity or nutrition. He did a couple on nutrition and general health, and for the last one he asked her if he could "Do one on the Cleveland Browns"..... Of course she laughed and said, "Oh yea, please do one on the Cleveland Browns so I can show my Dad!" - and this is what the 11yr old SoCal born and raised kid came up with: Brilliant. One mistake though, John Elway did not lead the Broncos 98 yards to win and go to the Superbowl. He lead the Broncos 98 yards to tie the game and send it into overtime. Having won the OT coin toss the Browns elected to receive the ball. Bernie Kosar and Marty Skinenhiemer are responsible for the Browns losing that game. They were cowards and played not to lose. Kosar choked and sent Denver to the show.
syd Posted November 16, 2017 Report Posted November 16, 2017 20 minutes ago, DieHardBrownsFan said: You're the Moron snowflake! so is that all you got stupid insults also if you talk Sheet about my family mother Shmucker I will kill your butt
gumby73 Posted November 16, 2017 Report Posted November 16, 2017 On 11/14/2017 at 7:13 PM, D Bone said: Don't recall Dating a SoCal girl about 12 years ago? But if I did? Seriously DBone..As A Browns Board Donation Award Winner.. the winner is Andrew..PM me a address, so The BrownBoard can mail Andrew (or your daughters class) this a 8X10 live in action photo of #75 Joel Bitonio.(I got Brown or White Jersey photo with NO cleveland on front of unis?(Yeah).There is Hope Andrew..Hope to hear from you DBone..Thanks,Santa surely is sold out..
Dutch Oven Posted November 16, 2017 Report Posted November 16, 2017 1 hour ago, syd said: Morons Are Governing America is that what you mean by maga,if not please explain Many Are Getting Arrested
Dutch Oven Posted November 16, 2017 Report Posted November 16, 2017 1 hour ago, syd said: so is that all you got stupid insults also if you talk Sheet about my family mother Shmucker I will kill your butt 1 hour ago, DieHardBrownsFan said: You're the Moron snowflake! DieHard literally ran to the moderators on this board with his buddy calfox when his feelings got oh so hurt, and he calls someone else a snowflake. That's hilarious.
syd Posted November 16, 2017 Report Posted November 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, Dutch Oven said: DieHard literally ran to the moderators on this board with his buddy calfox when his feelings got oh so hurt, and he calls someone else a snowflake. That's hilarious. I have run into the cry babies before I normally get kicked off for hurting their butt's Shmuck em
syd Posted November 16, 2017 Report Posted November 16, 2017 1 hour ago, DieHardBrownsFan said: Bring it on Shmuck face. I ducked up there bout the family thing ,my bad my wrong
Mark O Posted November 16, 2017 Report Posted November 16, 2017 On 11/14/2017 at 4:13 PM, D Bone said: So my 22yr old daughter teaches middle school PE here in SoCal. One of her students was sick for over a week and when he came back to school he still couldn't do any physical activity, so she required him to do several essays as make up work. Since it's physical education class, her only requirement was that the essays be related to physical activity or nutrition. He did a couple on nutrition and general health, and for the last one he asked her if he could "Do one on the Cleveland Browns"..... Of course she laughed and said, "Oh yea, please do one on the Cleveland Browns so I can show my Dad!" - and this is what the 11yr old SoCal born and raised kid came up with: I'm shocked that PoG was able to put that many sentences together without mentioning Brian Hogan.
D Bone Posted November 16, 2017 Author Report Posted November 16, 2017 2 hours ago, gumby73 said: Don't recall Dating a SoCal girl about 12 years ago? But if I did? Seriously DBone..As A Browns Board Donation Award Winner.. the winner is Andrew..PM me a address, so The BrownBoard can mail Andrew (or your daughters class) this a 8X10 live in action photo of #75 Joel Bitonio.(I got Brown or White Jersey photo with NO cleveland on front of unis?(Yeah).There is Hope Andrew..Hope to hear from you DBone..Thanks,Santa surely is sold out.. Very, very cool! PMd.....
gumby73 Posted November 16, 2017 Report Posted November 16, 2017 8 hours ago, D Bone said: Very, very cool! PMd..... Got it Dbone..Will get it out in Fridays US Mail..PM me back if not received in like 10 days..Thanks & get our next Browns GM 'St. Savior Andrew' in Sports Management Classes Asap..
Tour2ma Posted November 16, 2017 Report Posted November 16, 2017 19 hours ago, Canton Dawg said: Dilly-Dilly! Not sure what I hate the most... the beer, the commercial, or that this is becoming a catch phrase.
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