Zombo Posted December 3, 2023 Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 Wake up you Pancake-eating Motherfuckers, it's GAMEDAY!!! The Browns are in LaLa Land to take on the Lambs, and Joe Cool is gonna shish kabob those Sheep! It's December, try outs are over, these games are REAL the division is winnable, LET'S FUCKING GO! Here We Go Brownies, Here We Go!!! 🟫🟧⬜️🏈⬜️🟧🟫 Isabela went down in flames last week, so time for a new ZomBabe to take us down the playoff stretch. This one was a request from one of our members. May I present ... Minka Kelly: Arizona at Pittsburgh, Sunday, 1:00 PM Smelling an upset here. The Midget can make more plays than Tiny Hands. CARDINALS 24 STEELERS 16 Cleveland at LA Rams, Sunday, 4:25 PM The two original Cleveland franchises. One went to Hollywood and got all soft. The other has the baddest defense in the land. BROWNS 20 LAMBS 10 Cincinnati at Jacksonville, Monday Night Football, 8:15 PM Does anyone find Jax scary? I don't. But they have enough to beat Cincy and their backup. But not by 8.5. JAGUARS 23 BUNGLES 16 Updated ZomBabe Standings Alexandra Daddario 4-4 Bryce Dallas Howard 4-4 Isabela Merced 7-8 Kate Upton 5-8 TGZ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted December 3, 2023 Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 Goats 20 Good Guys 17 Cards 20 Pitt 17 Jax 24 Sinn City 10 EDIT: And if Garrett is not fully functional, that game will be far worse unfortunately. It would be like Ali not having a left jab. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted December 3, 2023 Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 They are saying the defense is struggling more on the road, and LA has some pretty explosive playmakers. However, sofi will have so many browns fans it’ll be like a home game. browns 27 rams 6 (I know I said something different before) Steelers 17 cards 27 And I just don’t think the bungles are winning many more games Jags 31 bungles 13 – A very sad bye week for ravens fans getting every outcome they don’t want (except the Steelers I guess) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flugel Posted December 3, 2023 Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 1 hour ago, TexasAg1969 said: EDIT: And if Garrett is not fully functional, that game will be far worse unfortunately. It would be like Ali not having a left jab. Being rational is not acceptable here. Just duct tape that sucker up and he'll be fine... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted December 3, 2023 Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 Wait... Zombo does requests for ZomBabes? Color me intrigued. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FY56 Posted December 3, 2023 Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 Sheep 23 Browns 19 Jags 33 Bungles 14 Cards 19 Sqeelers 10 Most leery about Pitt / Cards. They’re both 2-9 teams. If in Arizona then the Cards no question. Browns Rams score could go the other way. I just have a bad feeling it wont. Jax will kill the Bungles. No concern there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flugel Posted December 3, 2023 Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Dutch Oven said: Wait... Zombo does requests for ZomBabes? Color me intrigued. Guess who that hot request came from? If you gotta explain to your wife why you're changing underwear this post will expire in 2 seconds... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob806 Posted December 3, 2023 Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 Go Browns. Hey, am I the only one who thinks Jax isn't that great? Yes, they're playoff bound but vulnerable IMHO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted December 3, 2023 Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, Bob806 said: Go Browns. Hey, am I the only one who thinks Jax isn't that great? Yes, they're playoff bound but vulnerable IMHO I think the Jags are a nice team but not elite... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob806 Posted December 3, 2023 Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, nickers said: I think the Jags are a nice team but not elite... Their coach is real good. I'm just not sold on 'em. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted December 3, 2023 Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 4 hours ago, Dutch Oven said: Wait... Zombo does requests for ZomBabes? Color me intrigued. Hmm, in that case how about the late, great All-American girl from Bryan, Texas (some claim NY) Linda "Deep Throat" Lovelace??!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoorta Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 BUMP, hey Z, you been out on the beach today? We need that fearless prediction about the Squealers, who are currently playing.... Gimme the Colts against the Bungles- Browning returns to earth. Hate to predict, but if Lawrence the crip tries to play look for multiple Myles sacks. It's going to be a wet ugly game Sunday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 Watching the Stooler Pats game. TJ Watt took a knee to the chin from Ezekiel Elliott on the first play of the game. When Watt started the game, he wasn't wearing a visor. He went into the blue tent and came out and was wearing a dark tinted visor. Could he be playing with a concussion? Would he be wearing the visor because the lights are bothering him? Also, I heard somewhere that you need a prescription to wear those visors, do anyone know if that's true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob806 Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 Wow. Never saw an upset coming tonight, AWESOME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 24 minutes ago, Neo said: Watching the Stooler Pats game. TJ Watt took a knee to the chin from Ezekiel Elliott on the first play of the game. When Watt started the game, he wasn't wearing a visor. He went into the blue tent and came out and was wearing a dark tinted visor. Could he be playing with a concussion? Would he be wearing the visor because the lights are bothering him? Also, I heard somewhere that you need a prescription to wear those visors, do anyone know if that's true? I don’t think the prescription part is a thing but it’s very sus he came out wearing one after a couple kicks to the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoorta Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 Might be the first time I can remember rooting for Bill and the Patriots... Well done... And the Steelers create some history, losing twice in a row to 2-10 teams. You now control your own destiny Browns- don't blow the opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 5 hours ago, hoorta said: Might be the first time I can remember rooting for Bill and the Patriots... Well done... And the Steelers create some history, losing twice in a row to 2-10 teams. You now control your own destiny Browns- don't blow the opportunity. It all depends on how well our air-raid works with Joe's receivers. Not real confident with this crew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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