steel88 Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 A guy from Cleveland dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a wicked, horrible man his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To make it worse, he cranks up the temperature and the humidity. After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the Clevelander is happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune. The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've turned the heat way up, it's humid, and you're crushing rocks; why are you so happy?" The Clevelander with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is great! It reminds me of August in Cleveland . Hot, humid, a good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!" The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the Clevelander remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving rain and torrential wind. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in mud up to his knees with rain blowing into his eyes, the Clevelander is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks. Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions. The Clevelander replies, "This is great! Just like April in Cleveland . It reminds me of working out in the yard with spring planting!" The devil is now completely baffled but more determined to make the Clevelander suffer. He makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly Hell is blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will surely make the Clevelander unhappy, the devil checks in on him. He is again aghast at what he sees. The Clevelander is dancing, singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee. "How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40 below zero?" screams the devil. Jumping up and down, the Clevelander throws a snowball at the devil and yells, "Hell's frozen over!! - - This means the Browns 's won the Super Bowl!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlaygroundLegend Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 I saw where that one was going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLEVELANDwantsPLAYOFFS Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 funny joke = ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pl4tinum Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Another oldie but a goodie: Little Johnny was at school and the teacher asked all the children to tell the class what their father did for a living. All of the kids came back with similar answers like fireman, police officer, teacher, lawyer, dentist, salesman, etc. Little Johnny kept to himself and didn't offer a response to the teacher. So the teacher said "Johnny, why so quiet? What does your father do for a living?" Johnny reluctantly said "My dad works as a dancer in a gay cabaret, and takes his clothes off for other men. If the money's good, he will even go out back in the alley and make love to the man." Taken aback, the teacher quickly got the other children involved in some arts and crafts and then pulled Little Johnny aside and said "Johnny, is that true about your father?" Johnny said "No, my dad is the coach of the Cleveland Browns but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." Love that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browns Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Another oldie but a goodie: Little Johnny was at school and the teacher asked all the children to tell the class what their father did for a living. All of the kids came back with similar answers like fireman, police officer, teacher, lawyer, dentist, salesman, etc. Little Johnny kept to himself and didn't offer a response to the teacher. So the teacher said "Johnny, why so quiet? What does your father do for a living?" Johnny reluctantly said "My dad works as a dancer in a gay cabaret, and takes his clothes off for other men. If the money's good, he will even go out back in the alley and make love to the man." Taken aback, the teacher quickly got the other children involved in some arts and crafts and then pulled Little Johnny aside and said "Johnny, is that true about your father?" Johnny said "No, my dad is the coach of the Cleveland Browns but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." Love that one! That was soo funny I forgot to laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownsfan_Althaus Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 haha, thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Next Year?! Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 hahhaha nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Masters Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Why doesn't Akron have a pro football team? Because Cleveland would want one too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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