tinythinker

The colors. It's the team colors. Something brighter or darker or more striking in some way. Plus better designs for the helmets.

And take a first step toward moving up on the depth chart 🙂

So... any predictions on: Who throws the first pick? Which teams turns the ball over more? Which team gets the first sack? Which team scores first?

Looking at some of the predictions from the people writing about the game (in articles), I see a lot of "the Browns *have* to win this" when justifying picking Cleveland, which is just them saying how bad it could get if the Browns don't beat the Bengals. It's honestly a coin toss for this game when predicting who wins.

From a record-setting/keeping perspective, the Browns have extended their lead for consecutive seasons w/o a season opening win... But yeah, there is a lot for the coaches to unpack and review after today. A bad opener isn't a surprise, but, I'm interested in how the new staff are going to respond.

Browns turn it over on downs... hey that rhymes. Meanwhile the Lions are on top of the Bears and Miami is only a few point behind the Pats *at* New England.

💩- gimme the rock (have no idea who we're talking about but going for the low-hanging fruit on this joke)

hold still Susan...

nothing like browns footall... nooooooo turnover leading to FG on a fake punt yeeeeaahh two huge runs breaking into the redzone nooooooo did they just lose it at the one? yeaaaaaah easy pitch and catch TD to get within 3 nooooooo missed the PTA so it's only within 4

yeah, he's the Scottish Hammer not the Scottish Sprinter... still, being aggressive with a new offensive scheme and truncated training time will yield some facepalm results chubb still working it, on the plus side

So the canned fans don't boo? That will be different

Ooooooohhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Fumble on the fake punt.

Nice TD catch. I mean yeah, for Baltimore, but still. Looks like it wiggled loose for moment, though...

Tipped and picked. Now we see what the D will do with a short field.

http://www.chatzy.com/65608393947011

[Official Gameday Thread Browns at Ravens 2020?] Or are we not doing that this year? 🤔 12:30 p.m. - Whoops, I guess I wasn't the only one wondering 😁 Currently 75F and mostly cloudy at M&T Bank Stadium with light winds at 3-7 mph so weather doesn't look like a factor. The Ravens are generally seen as a 7 to 7.5 point favorite but with everyone both rusty and eager that won't matter much. Inactives are listed further down in the thread. But whatever, blah blah blah, it's opening day for the Browns!

Good, good. Laugh now. It will make the crying easier when we revisit this post this time next year in disbelief 😅

OK. Hope the micromanaging from above takes a break for a while so the new HC can get his system in place

https://www.fox4now.com/sports/ohio-board-receives-petition-to-add-bengals-browns-fan-as-condition-to-get-medical-marijuana

Lyndon Baines Johnson (the defensive end)? LeBron James? Light Bulb Joke?

Why do it *just* for that, though?

nope but it would make for another black eye headline for Cleveland