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Ghoolie Always Ghoolie

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  1. Jeez, some of you guys are intense over this politics shit.... man, I wasn't even knocking Joe Biden but making a joke about "Hey Prez, while yer at it...."
  2. Regarding joining some Steeler boards; They have rules and TOS. 1) I am not pulling out all my teeth to join a stupid board. 2) I am not going to see how long of a dildo I can shove up my ass.
  3. Biden asked Congress to forgive $225,000,000 of DeShawn Watson's contract.
  4. They finally killed off Patrick Mahommes. I was sick of watching that fucking asshole.
  5. Browns versus Eagles, 1961, I think. I was 7, but already crazed for the Browns it was around Thanksgiving I think. My Dad said Fuck Milt Plum quite a bit, I remember that. Plum was terrible that day. I think the Browns won 45- 27 or something like that. I vaguely remember two other things, Jim Brown rushed for 4 Tds and had well over 200 yards. My Dad, a true aficionado, in addition to being a swearing expert, took me to the place where the opposing team excited. I got to see Sonny Jourgensen, Pete Retslaff and I think Tommy McDonald. I got some autographs which my Dad told me to hang on to. I didn't give a shit about the fucking Eagles and quickly lost the autographs. I was pissed that I wasn't seeing the Browns players. My takeaway was that sometimes, in an effort to teach me something, my Dad was a dickhead.
  6. Normally I don't get excited with off season accolades, predictions and observations. HOWEVER, when a giant in the industry like Anthony Poisal speaks, you can bet your fucking nutsack I am going to listen.
  7. Terrible news. I hope he triumphs again. Whatever one thinks of his broadcasting, he is a staple to our Browns experience. I for one am better when he is with us at the games.
  8. I have many dear friends and colleagues in the Steeler territory. But this is not church, or The Moose Lodge. This is TBB. Fuck Steeler fans. We are NOT the same....... We have teeth, We wipe our ass AFTER we shit, not before Our drivers licenses have an endorsements for motorcycles, small commercial trucks, and funeral vehicles. Theirs have endorsements for cocksucking and incest We start the engine when we use our snow blowers Our women don't use pierogies for tampons.
  9. I have a nice picture of himnstretxhingnhis hamstrings out on the practice field in Berea. I will look for it. It was his last season.
  10. Not enough for me. I can't play on the field, but I can out here :-)
  11. In 1995 Stan and a few others enjoyed my open challenge to fistfight any three Steeler fans, or Steelers players. Especially that ca-hunt, Greg Lloyd. I even broadcast this at the 99 BB tailgate. No takers. Why? Because they figured I was nuts? No, it because the spineless, toothless pig fuckers knew I was serious. I still am. At 68, after emergency bypass heart surgery, I will STILL fistfight any 3 Steelers fans or players. 3 ea., 2 minute rounds, no gloves, no ref, 16 ft ring. Think about it....... *Bradshaw constantly faked injuries *Franco ran out of bounds *Kordell sucked cocks *Ben is a rapist And now, Jabome Beppis, the articulate coin toss calling expert came out and admitted that he too, faked injuries to stay with his LGBTQ teammates. The cocksuckers built 18,000-seat three-sewers stadium, and then bragged about their record sellouts. Fuck Pittsburgh. Fuck their fans. Fuck their team, fuck their mothers, fuck the Rooney family, and fuck Bill Cowher. I will fistfight any three dumb motherfuckers who say they are pro- Steeler anything. To the person who said Ghoolie is back, I AM BACK. My heart is recharged with most vile brand of hate imaginable, and it feels wonderful. On to their fucking FB page. Misery.is coming East.
  12. I am ready to make life miserable for the underprivileged
  13. We bent the NFL over, reached in, and got our team back. No other fans ever did that. If the NFL moved the Steelers, people in Pittsbugh would just keep butt fucking each other.
  14. Here are my current-day feelings. Each one of us has some personal level of tolerance for buying into the new year optimism, only to wind up embarrassed and disappointed in our team. But the most important rock in that storm, to me, is there is no other football experience like the Browns. Pick ok out whatever you want, Jim Brown, Kelly, Mitchell, Red Right 88, The Drive, the Dawg Pound, Cardiac kids....and you know, I could name this stuff all night. We all could. The universal cord this team strikes with people is astounding. I'm on a cruise ship and some Sweedish guy talks to me about the Warfield trade....no shit. So, what this means, is it's better to believe and get duped, than it is to be a fan of any other NFL team. We're going to the show. If not? We still win.
  15. I shed my contempt for what happened in 1995, and redirected myself to hating the Pittsburgh Steeltards. it's good to be back among family
  16. Some of you maniacs are already insisting that Watson is a bust, our team will blow, and in general we are fucked. People, it is way too early for this. We must be optimistic. We must be hopeful with high playoff expectations. That way, when all this shit comes true we can really.be miserable.
  17. I don't have a video of me performing Bumble Bee but this version by Nick Arriondo, a true badass, is close to the kind of crap I played in competitions. Nick's 2 hands on the bass section is akin to a Van Halen tapping explosion, and his chromatic in unison runs with the piano section are very difficult. If I took 3 weeks off, I could still play this, but not with top precision. https://youtu.be/FxTOwXEy2Mo
  18. I think it depends on what level we are playing. I could, for instance break from the guitar for several weeks and upon returning rip off I know a little, or Chet Atkins version of Mr Sandman and not miss a step. However if I was to play a more challenging classical piece I would probably notice a hitch or two. On the accordion I could leave for a year and come back and play any polka or tex mex/zydeco song that a person would ever want to hear. However, if I attempted the aforementioned Flight of the Bumblebee, my hand would not be in the shape that it needs to be to play at perfection
  19. Yes, God knows we don't want to jeopardize our dynamic, winning ways. If Stefanski coachedbthe 76 Steelers the Brownsnwould have gone to the Superbowl, 4 times.
  20. When I was a kid, my asshole parents forced me into accordion competitions. In all humility, if there was such a thing as a badass accordion player, it was me. While dickheads were presenting mundane Lawrence Welk shit, I was ripping off Flight of the Bumble Bee One particular competition, held at a school found each kid in his own room, practicing the piece they were about to perform. My teacher, a true Maestro, kept my accordion until 2 minutes before I went up on stage. That was my warm up, and in the room, he gave me a Mad Magazine to read. Chubb doesn't need this off season bullshit. He is the best runner in the NFL. What he needs is a coach who know how to use him and punish opposing defenses from the very opening drive. What he has now is an assfuck who puts the guy into obvious run situations over and oclver and over. Chubb has practiced his entire life. He will.tune up when camp starts. Guys need a life. No amount of off season drills are going to make Stefanski a good head coach.
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