Ghoolie Always Ghoolie

Larry, this is bad. You know, even the old Ghoolie would not have used this for pissing people off. This, at least for me is the lowest moment since we lost the team albeit temporarily. I watched 6 minutes of highlights and I felt pity on this team. They looked like they were praying to get out of there. Patriots players celebrating TD I. The face of end zone fans, when it eas such a bear down? What is the answer? It can't keep being, "we have to play better". These guys should be spitting shredded glass, but instead they look like whimpering puppies. How do they bounce back? Can they? Is this shot going to keep getting worse?

Unbelievable, and worse, he has Brady making an ass out of himself whining to the media. WTF?

One of the sources of alienation for many on this board was EXACTLY because I promoted what you just said. To me, the Browns went to Baltimore. The new team should have been given a new name and instead of Lerner and the NFL reaping $billions from our loyalty, they should have been forced to build their own following, their own history. With that said, there are no such things are curses. There is only stupidity, stubbornness, and in the case of the Browns, two lackadaisical owners so unaccomplished in football, so hungry to bring a SB to Cleveland that they fell victim to the very best of the NFL hucksters who garnered countless $millions by selling the owners on snake oil. Phil Sewage, Romeo, Hue, Holmgren and now Berry/Depo have the ear of ownership. "Just be patient, we are on the right course". Instead of hiring execs for their personal values, drive, passion and ideas, Lerner and now Haslam hired management based on their resume. The Browns need an upstart, a mercenary, a guy who bleeds football; a guy with a chip on his shoulder and hate in his belly. Bill Cowher V 2.0. Lookie here, the name, the move, and all that bullshit means nothing. There is a cancer within the Browns organization and it isn't going to be cured by simply looking for the next impressive resume. Whatever the fuck is wrong with the Browns, it starts with Haslam. If his ear is attached to charlatans, nothing on the field or in the locker room is going to change anything.

Let's put it this way John, Fuck!

Tia, I enjoy your understanding and passion for the Browns and for football. I share your understanding that talent, passion, innovation and smarts are not talents given only to the Browns. I always warn and advise, "ordinary people are capable of extraordinary things". However, here is something for you to also consider. With the Brownsore often than not, it is the opposition's guys, and not ours doing the extraordinary things. At some point our guys should be on top of some waves as opposed to always being on the bottom. Guys here are frustrated because on the field we continually get outdone. Something is not right w the Browns. Stefanski? Depo? I don't know but this team is in disarray.

I am listening on Sirius and have to tell you this broadcast is horrible. This asshole replacement is consistently not telling where the play ended. Sometimes not sharing the gain or loss until the next down. Often not telling if a pass was completed. "Amari really stretched on that one. You know Amari did this a lot in college......" Yeah, did he catch the ball, and if so, where? 1st and ten, Chubb gets stuffed for no gain, and this asshole says, "that'll bring up second and 2." Where the fuck do they get assholes like this?

My frustrations are yours. The only thing we really don't know is whether this is Stefanski coaching, or Depodesta moneyball bullshit. As I think about this logic points away from Kevin. His past habits and style have not at all been represented in the Browns. I envision Kevin and Depodesta blasting each other, only to have Berry later on over dinner assuring Haslam that he just has to be patient and let Depo's analytics come to fruition. This is the problem I have with analytics guys; the always blame everyone else, and insist that our stupidity is going to kill the future, insisting that waste patient. Whatever we suggest to be problematic, one thing is not debatable; this team is not progressing.

I would be in jail. It just does not make sense that ShitMyPantski can be so bad. I understand this shit. I founded a water technology startup, gave my patents to the company only to have Depo types, with absolutely no fucking experience in science put their imbecile hands all over it.

Talent wise, this will be the 6th game.in a row that the Browns have/had a good chance of winning. Discipline and our overall game management give me the heeboe jeebies. If it is close, I think Beliclit has an edge over whoever is pulling ShitMyPantski's strings.

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This used to be the earmark of the Browns. I suppose I have tonacceptnthat this is 2022 and these guys just don't GAF

I agree but we coach to keep the other team alive.

Nice picture and nice post. This tiamat guy is so busy taking notes that he has no concept of what is going on down on the field. I agree on Donavan

I have to wonder who is attending to Tiamat's wife while he is mentally masturbating and logging every play. My point about the Browns not using play action is NOT the amount of times that they have movement in the background. My problem is in situations where the opposing D is forced into biting on the run, we run straight into it, and then act surprised that 5 OL men could not block 9 in the box. THAT is where the Browns cripple themselves with analytics, and don't have the balls to take advantage of a charging bull. Going for 4th and short? Wonderful. Not using Chubb as a play fake on 2nd and 1, and instead get stuffed? Disgusting. 2nd and 1 turns into 3d and 4, and then they bring the house so we punt.

When the first soccer style kickers started appearing in the NFL, most Americans thought they were sissies, weird, Homos or some combination. I believe the first was Jan Stenarud (sp) with KC. Then the Steelers got Chris Bahr and the rest is history. In the beginning I thought they kicked with the inside of their foot. I still really don't get it. I also have accepted that this style leads to a longer kick. I just hope our guy gets more accurate

Dude, they didn't take advantage of shit. You need a better hobby.

I just want to get the guy on the field. Who GAF about his wiener chronicles?

If I was Woods I would give Mild Garrett a second football helmet and tell him go get the QB. That will get him closer.

If I was Woods I would give Mild Garrett a second football helmet and tell him go get the QB. That will get him closer.

Larry, it is indeed amazing. I still to this day do not understand how a soccer style kick is done. York's leg is impressive, but he can't keep letting us down. As far as the geometry goes, it doesn't seem to bother the guy in Baltimore. IMHO, we make too many excuses for why our guys never deliver. It's like Browns fans are all Democrats.

He needs to be "coached" as to how to kick a fucking field goal? Ah yes, I can hear that conversation now. "Ah, try.to kick the ball between those yellow thingys."

One of the things that maidens me about this O, is that IMO we do not capitalize on play action in likely run downs. I was resigned to listening to the game w on Sirius and tuned in to the Chargers version. Their announcers kept exclaiming that they could not believe the Browns would run an empty backfield on 1st down and eliminate the need for the Charger D to account for the run.

Yet not one of the women in question had the character of this Canfield Fair woman? Not one stood up to Watson. No cop was called. No manager was notified. Not one of the establishments banned him from coming back? You don't think that is fishy? I honestly think it stinks to high heaven. Sorry, I think these women are gold diggers. Until money entered the picture there were fine. He may be a perv, but these women are no angels, and certainly not victims. I am sick and tired of hearing about how strong women are, and then having to listen to them whine about how traumatized they are. Fuck em. Play ball.

So, this time, let's actually talk about these numbers. 1) We know we can run the ball. Does the browns staff realize this yet? 2) Do you think our shitty run D is a caveat emptor? In other words are we a lot better talent wise, and can we jump up in this category with some adjustments? Or does the run D actually stink, talent wise? 3) I am surprised we are not lower in pass D. Maybe that's because everyone is running all over us. 4) Sacks? They are better than us? Spare the missed Garret and Clowney games, how tf are they a better sacking team? Overall, to me, it feels like the Browns are a better team. Maybe not by much, which leads me to the coaching comment. I don't think it will take a perfect game to win this, but it is going to take more than the team has been giving. Belichik versus our dickheads? I think as it stands NE gets that edge. 3-3 sounds good to me.

Go look at my Mild Garrett thread. That should make you laugh.