Ghoolie Always Ghoolie

One of the things that maidens me about this O, is that IMO we do not capitalize on play action in likely run downs. I was resigned to listening to the game w on Sirius and tuned in to the Chargers version. Their announcers kept exclaiming that they could not believe the Browns would run an empty backfield on 1st down and eliminate the need for the Charger D to account for the run.

Yet not one of the women in question had the character of this Canfield Fair woman? Not one stood up to Watson. No cop was called. No manager was notified. Not one of the establishments banned him from coming back? You don't think that is fishy? I honestly think it stinks to high heaven. Sorry, I think these women are gold diggers. Until money entered the picture there were fine. He may be a perv, but these women are no angels, and certainly not victims. I am sick and tired of hearing about how strong women are, and then having to listen to them whine about how traumatized they are. Fuck em. Play ball.

So, this time, let's actually talk about these numbers. 1) We know we can run the ball. Does the browns staff realize this yet? 2) Do you think our shitty run D is a caveat emptor? In other words are we a lot better talent wise, and can we jump up in this category with some adjustments? Or does the run D actually stink, talent wise? 3) I am surprised we are not lower in pass D. Maybe that's because everyone is running all over us. 4) Sacks? They are better than us? Spare the missed Garret and Clowney games, how tf are they a better sacking team? Overall, to me, it feels like the Browns are a better team. Maybe not by much, which leads me to the coaching comment. I don't think it will take a perfect game to win this, but it is going to take more than the team has been giving. Belichik versus our dickheads? I think as it stands NE gets that edge. 3-3 sounds good to me.

Go look at my Mild Garrett thread. That should make you laugh.

Mild is the DAWG in the Browns shirt. Watch how strong he finishes.

Not at all Larry. I am a Browns fan. I am tired of these candy asses shitting all over this team, this history. The guy is a #1 and he got completely manhandled and outsmarted by a third string nobody LT? And you want to defend this guy? You know, I heard Kosar say a couple years ago that he wished he was still the Browns QB, and on a tongue in cheek question, when asked if he would go back in, he said yes. Now, the guy's body is a wreck and he would get killed. However, I have no doubt that he wouldn't blink an eye about suiting up. Dude, I got whacked by the acorn, I would gladly take a few shots from this asshole Mild Garret to let him know what a piece of garbage he is. THAT is the point Larry. Rage. This team is despicable. Garrett should be ashamed of himself.

ShitMyPantski and Mild Garrett. I think I will order a football jersey with that name on it and see if I can't go viral.

As we see from the majority of cooler head responses, Garrett is not endeared to many. Say whatever you want about his edge rushing capability, the guy is not a disrupter. We are probably a better defense without him. The guy doesn't give a fuck about winning. He is all about his sack totals. He is as much of a dickhead as Baker Mayfield is. Does anyone know how many times he has been responsible for a late 4qtr sack that ended a come from behind drive? Mild Garrett.

He can't sack a QB let alone fight. The guy is a pussy. I would bust his fucking skull.

The other sickening fact of reply to this apologist, powder Mild Garrett's stupid ass one car crash pea brain is this..... If in fact the Charger's offensive plan is why Mild Garrett was taken 100% out of the game, then every other fucking NFL team can do the same motherfucking thing and render Mild ineffective for the rest of his career. Mild Garrett is a cocksucker. He is indeed borderline effeminate AND his brain is smaller than that of a squirrel. First, the asshole begs Jerry Jones not to let him go to Cleveland. (I will NEVER forgive that. Compar this piece.of shit to Kosar who would rather not play than not be a Brown) Then the fucktard admits he doesn't always play hard on ever down. Next he criminally assaults a player with a helmet. Now, he recklessly speeds risking someone else's life, and fucks himself up. Honestly, I hope he dies in his sleep. This guy is the most overrated, underachieving piece of shit ever drafted #1. At 67, I would readily fight this cocksucker in 3, 2 minute rounds, bare knuckles, and PROMISE YOU, I would fuck him up and leave him without his vision. Fuck Mild Garrett. The guy is a mentalities and he is garbage.

Reminded me of my home and family

I agree, so I will forgive your inability to understand football. At some point, Mild Garrett would have realized he was being used, and he would have adjusted his tack to help stop the run. Instead, knowing he was not going to get to the QB he just kept edge rushing and doing absolutely fucking nothing. I promise you Watt or Bosa would not have been taken out of the game like that. Mild Garrett's job is not to just rush the qb. On run plays the guy was not only useless, but he literally got manhandled by a scrub. You explained PERFECTLY both that the bolts had a plan to protect the QB from the edge, and also that Mild Garrett is a one dimensional player with no ability to adapt.

AGAIN, lmao. Funny shit.

Too early to count us out. My.bullet points. *Nobody rolled us, we beat ourselves 3 x *We are only 1 game out *Our division rivals are all beatable. *Brissett has been workable and we are close. Like him or not, Watson surely will give us enough boost that we will be tougher to beat. I hate the continued lack of discipline, but as bad as we are, teams have needed luck to beat us. Go Browns

Norman Rockwell material. Nice post , Tom.

I think the conclusions people are drawing here are based too much in logic and not in the overall plan of the Browns organization. If "moneyball" was an accurate representation, then we need to step back and consider an alternate reality. In that depiction the fans, manager and coaches were all pissed at game events. When brought up in meetings however, Brad Pitt's character deflected it and deferred to Depo who replied with a statistic. I think we are way premature in expecting and changes. I think objections in the Browns meetings are squashed by Haslam buying into. "Just wait, the analytics don't lie". Haslam believes in this shit. ShitMyPantski is not going to risk his job putting in his 2 cents until Haslam falls out of love with this Depo shit.

The crowd doesn’t like him being used as wet shit ass wipe toilet paper by a third string LT. I hear by name him Mild Garrett. He needs to shut his fucking mouth and start making plays. #1 my asshole.

Laughing my ass off. I saw that and was WTF? LMAO

I believe this is exactly the case. This Depo cocksucker has Haslam and it seems much of the professional sports industry hoodwinked. The fucker is like the wizard of oz hiding behind a curtain. I believe Stefanski is doing exactly what you postulated. Keep his job, play the system and live to fight another day. If I was an NFL team owner, I would look for the next Cowher. A guy strong on passion and guts, and one with disrespect for for the digital management of a football team. The lack of discipline and execution however is on him. Final consideration. Perhaps the players see and realize that ShitMyPantski is nothing more than Depo's coffee fetcher and figure, "fuck him, he's nobody"?

I think you are confused. You are confusing common sense with analytics. You are assuming that because a QB sneak or Chubb bashing the line seems a logical certainty that this is what analytics also calls for. However, I think this is an incorrect assumption. Somewhere in Depodesta's formulae, there are algorithms that say "the defense is expecting Brissett, so running wide represents the best probability of success. I hate ShitMyPanski for his lack of discipline, but these bizarre calls? That isn't the coach, that is Depo and his analytics. Remember in the Moneyball movie? Every normal thinking person found Depodesta's analytics to be bizarre? Dude, this is Depo. This is analytics. Same bullshit over and over.

I have beaten this dead horse many times. Discipline and execution are things nailed down in the preseason. To hear ShitMyPantski week after week saying "we have to fix this" is exactly the same shit Hue Jackson said every week. These millionaires have been passing, catching, tackling, kicking and blocking most of their lives. They don't need to be taught these skills. This shit is all, 100% lack of discipline and lack of respect. The Browns players just don't give a shit.

I think you are wrong in saying that ShitMyPantski ignores analytics. You and me assume, logically, I might add that a sneak is what the analytics call for when in fact the analytics in the coaches hand and ear phone are that an slternate, tricky play is what will work. Buddy, I don't think ShitMyPantski is that dumb. How can he be? I think these bizarre calls are of Depodesta origin and not of a football man. I think ShitMyPantski and Van Poof have their hands tied. Only a college egghead statistics guy can be that off the mark.

Stefanski said in his post game interview....... "We live or die by the analytics" Essentially, ShitMyPantski is saying that his gut, his instincts, his experience means nothing and are not used at all in the Browns playing. Of what fucking use is this guy? If analytics dictates what the team does, why the fuck even have a Head Coach? I mean if he is running the team off of a pre-planned sheet, and the team.is missing tackles, making penalties, and basically playing like a picnic team, what the fuck does this cocksucker actually.do with his time? By the way, the analytics are 2-3.

ShitMyPantski is Putney Swope.

They have plenty of talent. ShitMyPantski is squandering it and demoralizing the team.