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John, Rif, Mark and Larry: Just give me one thread to punch Steeler fans in the head.

 

You can keep their grimey pennsyltucky paws from disrupting our remaining threads, but allow them in here.

 

I want to remind them that their city is rancid, their women are toothless and their deer stands are filled with idiots.

 

I want to remind them that they were the first team to start a gay Quarterback.

 

I want to remind them that the only big game they haven't choked on since the seventies was when the Refs HANDED them the SB against Seattle.

 

I want to remind them that ball actually has to pass the goal line to score a TD, and Baltiwhore should be sewing up the division this week.

 

I want to remind them that 8 League Championship is STILL more than 5 League Championships.

 

I want to remind them that regardless of how many times they have beaten these rudderless expansion Browns, we kicked their ass Old School, and NO amount of wins ever matches Joe Turkey Jones drilling Bradshaw's pea-brain into the turf, the single greatest moment in NFL History.

 

So let the urine-soaked camoflauge-colored mama's boys post in this thread. Cause someone needs to remind them ... Steelers Suck.

 

Zombo

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Someone needs to remind you that the "league championships" you won were nothing more then Jim Brown.

 

 

The refs handed us nothing in the SuperBowl and yes, the Td with Holmes against the Rats was questionable and should not have been over turned.

 

How you wish your organization was ran the way the Rooney's or the first family runs the Steelers.

 

pre-expansion Browns teams did not kick our ass. We were catching up to you when Art moved out of town.

 

You should be proud that a team in your division has the balls to take the league on and beat it back with a thunderish strike!

 

You want Cowher, therefore you want to be the Steelers!

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Someone needs to remind you that the "league championships" you won were nothing more then Jim Brown.

 

That excellent Pittsburgh grammar aside, Jim brown was only a member of one of our eight league championships. But he certainly stomped a lot of Steeler ass.

 

 

The refs handed us nothing in the SuperBowl and yes, the Td with Holmes against the Rats was questionable and should not have been over turned.

 

It wasn't "questionable", the ball never crossed the goal and neither did Big Gay Ben's in the Rip-off Bowl.

 

pre-expansion Browns teams did not kick our ass. We were catching up to you when Art moved out of town.

 

It's taken you ten years of Tim Couch, Spregeon Wynn and Luke McCown to catch up. THAT's how far behind you were.

 

You want Cowher, therefore you want to be the Steelers!

 

Never said I wanted Cowher. Played for the Browns. Coached for the Browns. You, however, rooted hard for Cowher, so ... you wanted to be the Browns. Cowher turned the Steelers into the Browns (After your embarrassing steroid-filled past). Cowher came from a winning organization, the Browns of the 80's, to rescue a floundering one, the Steelers of the 80's.

 

Brush up on some history, Pee Wee.

 

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That excellent Pittsburgh grammar aside, Jim brown was only a member of one of our eight league championships. But he certainly stomped a lot of Steeler ass.

 

 

 

 

It wasn't "questionable", the ball never crossed the goal and neither did Big Gay Ben's in the Rip-off Bowl.

 

 

 

It's taken you ten years of Tim Couch, Spregeon Wynn and Luke McCown to catch up. THAT's how far behind you were.

 

 

 

Never said I wanted Cowher. Played for the Browns. Coached for the Browns. You, however, rooted hard for Cowher, so ... you wanted to be the Browns. Cowher turned the Steelers into the Browns (After your embarrassing steroid-filled past). Cowher came from a winning organization, the Browns of the 80's, to rescue a floundering one, the Steelers of the 80's.

 

Brush up on some history, Pee Wee.

 

Zombo

 

Sorry that I do not know the Browns history prior WWII. This is a "What have you done for me lately", world, not a "Back in the good ol days" world.

 

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Sorry that I do not know the Browns history prior WWII. This is a "What have you done for me lately", world, not a "Back in the good ol days" world.

 

The Browns did not exist prior to World War II. Pittshole, however, was WELL into their 40 consecutive years of losing by that time. In fact, by the time the Browns won thier 8TH CHAMPIONSHIP, the Squeelers had already been the NFL's bitch for 30 years.

 

Despite the unsavory benefits of rampant steroid abuse and shady officiating, you're STILL 3 CHAMPIONSHIPS behind the Legendary Cleveland Browns. Waving piss-stained towels won't change those facts Poindexter.

 

Doug

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Browns fans are like the NFL's Archeology club. "Look, buring in these lake sediments are bones that speak of a different, long ago reality. We apparently didn't always suck, there was a prehistoric era of glory marked by the Ottosaurus and the Brownadactyl. Because of this epoch of winning, our landlords, the mighty Steelers of today, aren't so great..."

 

Keep on keepin' on, there, King Tut.

 

 

Pops

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pittsburgh (UPI)

In voting in the Pittsburgh area, Steeler's coach Mike Tomlin, who has led his team to yet another division title and the number two seed in the upcoming playoffs, was narrowly edged by Cleveland's Romeo Crennel for Coach of the Year honors.

Local house painter Jerry "Livin' Large" Lampings was asked why he chose Crennel and responded "Three reasons: one, it's nothin' special for Tomlin to win the division. That happens every year in these parts. Two, Crennel's done a stellar job of taking Cleveland's team down the toilet. Actually, it's worse than a toilet, more like Lake Erie. They haven't scored a touchdown since the fall foliage changed colors. And Third, we're a gregarious lot here in the 'burgh. This was pretty much the only way Cleveland was gonna win anything this year, so we pushed for it out of a sense of charity." Crennel will receive a case of Iron City Beer, a Terrible Towel and, hopefully, a contract extension.

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Sorry that I do not know the Browns history prior WWII. This is a "What have you done for me lately", world, not a "Back in the good ol days" world.

 

Really so then past championships mean nothing, including superbowl XL? Since it's in the past. I'll laugh when the squeelfags lose their first layoff game.

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Note to non-browns fans:

 

Back in the days before the Super Bowl, there was no title game to bestow the honors of "world champion." The Browns claim this title though, for victories that really amounted to nothing more than today's equivalent of the Division Champion, an honor the modern day Browns still find elusive and beyond their reach. Browns fans will try to impress you with this information and make it seem more important than it really is. Years of being pathetic will do this to you. I suppose someone could point out that their ancient history is now really part of the lore of the Baltimore Ravens, i.e. the team that realized it had to leave Cleveland to become a world champion.

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I never said these PIT trolls weren't losers, SP.

 

 

thats kool, one thing that we have and they dont? ........Crennel? :lol:

 

they can beat us 60 to 0 it wont matter because soon there will be changes and those pussies will be sent back to the NFL bottom where they belong.

 

whats the line on the game at the Rooney Casinos?

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Note to non-browns fans:

 

Back in the days before the Super Bowl, there was no title game to bestow the honors of "world champion." The Browns claim this title though, for victories that really amounted to nothing more than today's equivalent of the Division Champion, an honor the modern day Browns still find elusive and beyond their reach. Browns fans will try to impress you with this information and make it seem more important than it really is. Years of being pathetic will do this to you. I suppose someone could point out that their ancient history is now really part of the lore of the Baltimore Ravens, i.e. the team that realized it had to leave Cleveland to become a world champion.

 

If it was so easy, why were the Steelers never donn'ed this equivalent of the Divison Champions? Answer: because the Rooney's were only fixin' ponies and hadn't yet taken in the sport of paying off ref's. It wasn't until they decided to shoot their players up with the same means they used to juice their horses, did they find a way to get an edge in the sport.

 

filthy tainted cheaters.

 

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The rallying cry of jealous losers. If you can't beat them, cast aspersions on them and try to discredit them.

 

and ... If you can't beat'em, take "bucket loads of Steroids" and disgrace the sport buying off the Refs.

 

It's gotta be emabbarrassing being a Steeler fan ... no respect for the game.

 

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Cuyahoga needs to dry up. I think there's a scientific study on Steeler fans out there.

 

People are drawn to those teams that have won a superbowl (despite the cheapshots on qb's, steriods, referee handholding, and immaculate luck)

because they had little chance to self-actualize when they were growing up.

 

Other people are avid fans of their home team, through thick and thin.

 

A lot of Steeler fans were previously 49ner fans, etc. It must be pitiful to have a Joe Montana AND

a Ben Gay fathead on their wall...

 

and still secretley with they had a team they always were fans of ... like Browns fans...

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If the Steelers suck after beating the Browns ten times in a row, then we have to invent a new category for the Browns;

 

THE BROWNS SWALLOW!!!

 

You're very clever, you know that?

 

The punch-line was pretty silly, but then you went the extra mile and added CAPS *and* exclamation marks.

 

My hat is in my hand, Sir. You have totally owned me, the team I root for and the entire Internet.

 

Beanpot

really, where do these guys come from?

 

 

 

 

 

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John, Rif, Mark and Larry: Just give me one thread to punch Steeler fans in the head.

 

You can keep their grimey pennsyltucky paws from disrupting our remaining threads, but allow them in here.

 

I want to remind them that their city is rancid, their women are toothless and their deer stands are filled with idiots.

 

I want to remind them that they were the first team to start a gay Quarterback.

 

I want to remind them that the only big game they haven't choked on since the seventies was when the Refs HANDED them the SB against Seattle.

 

I want to remind them that ball actually has to pass the goal line to score a TD, and Baltiwhore should be sewing up the division this week.

 

I want to remind them that 8 League Championship is STILL more than 5 League Championships.

 

I want to remind them that regardless of how many times they have beaten these rudderless expansion Browns, we kicked their ass Old School, and NO amount of wins ever matches Joe Turkey Jones drilling Bradshaw's pea-brain into the turf, the single greatest moment in NFL History.

 

So let the urine-soaked camoflauge-colored mama's boys post in this thread. Cause someone needs to remind them ... Steelers Suck.

 

Zombo

 

1. Yeah the URBAN city of Pittsburgh is filled with rednecks. You make no sense.

 

2. You Browns fans seem to have a lovefest wtih our QB. I am starting to think your gay.

 

3. http://www.steelertribute.com/XL_ben_is_in.jpg

I guess beating the #1 ranked Colts in their stadium when all the calls are going against you is choking.

 

4. I guess what was described as "NASA like technology" showing the ball over the line isn't enough for you. What more do you want?

 

5. Super Bowl > League Championship.

My high school football team has two LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIPS and an undeafted season but since they didn't occur in the NFL I doubt you and everybody else actually care about them.

 

6. Talk about living in the past......

 

If being 2nd seed sucks then what does battling for a top 5 draft pick do?

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