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You're a squeeler fan ...if you know, deep down inside, that you are a wimp for rooting for a team that won more than one superbowl, only because

 

you can lean on that, and not cry every night about being just another wonk on the bandwagon with no real connection to the origins of your team,

 

knowing that when they start losing, you'll jump off, land on your nose, and come face to face with who you are. ^_^

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You're a squeeler fan ...if you know, deep down inside, that you are a wimp for rooting for a team that won more than one superbowl, only because

 

you can lean on that, and not cry every night about being just another wonk on the bandwagon with no real connection to the origins of your team,

 

knowing that when they start losing, you'll jump off, land on your nose, and come face to face with who you are. ^_^

bloody hell thats a bit harsh, i hope you're referring to the Ohio fans that pass themselves off as genuine Steeler fans. :o

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3 Football fans stumble home after the game and find a naked lady in the bushes passed out drunk. The guys call the police and the Bengals fan takes his had off and puts it over the girls left breast. The Browns fan takes off his hat and puts it over the girls right breast. Finally, the steelers fan takes his hat off and puts it over the girls xxxx.

 

When the police show up, the officer looks under the Bengals hat and takes a quick note. He then looks under the Browns hat and writes another quick note. Finally he looks under the Steelers hat. Puts it down. Looks again, and again. The Steelers fan is outraged and yells, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you a pervert or something?" The Cop replies. "No, I'm just dumbfounded, because usually I see an asshole under a steelers hat!"

 

Most stooler fans are OK it's just the other 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

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999999999999999999999999% that are scum.

 

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Most stooler fans are OK it's just the other 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

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lol what? One of the dumbest things posted on this message board Steeler fan or not. Congratulations. I'm now dumber having read it.

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AGAIN... Gutless Nazi~ whimpsYou might be a Browns fan ..if

 

 

You Pick your Nose for a Snack...

Pick your sister for a Prom Date...

Have Two or more "Fav" Teams....

Have Sports Tourette syndrome... where Stupid remarks concerning Sports Pour uncontrollably from your mouth (Like "The Runs" )

Are Hopelessly lost in the 1960`s and Before....

Are More Obsessed with your Rivals LOSING Than your own Team winning...

Are Bitter to the Core ...incapable of reasonable thoughts concerning your "Daddy'' !

When you ask Who`s you Daddy ? You Mom tells you its Your Uncle...

Wear Poo-and-Orange colored Gear ... but if someone Cut you Open you would be GREEN With Envy !!

Deny all this to the Bitter End.. and try to turn it back on Us.... :lol:

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....you are prone to the use of the word Nazi whenever you disagree with anyone, which is kind of Nazi'ish on your part.

Really I think thats the 2nd time I have EVER Used the word NAZI here in 5 yrs !! You are so full of buswaa dumbhorn.. Since my rendition was lifted , fear~mongers ?? hmmm...

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Really I think thats the 2nd time I have EVER Used the word NAZI here in 5 yrs !! You are so full of buswaa dumbhorn.. Since my rendition was lifted , fear~mongers ?? hmmm...

 

"Buswaa dumbhorn"? Is that German?

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....you gain 2 lbs in muscle after watching the Squeelers play at ketchup field because of all of the HGH that's spilled there.

....you inject your needle dick with HGH a Squeeler trainer slipped you at ketchup field.

....you are a grown man who calls another grown man you don't even know "big".

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You are a Steeler fan if .......you would stick with that team and be loyal to them even if they had 10 or 12 or 20 years of lousy, losing football.

 

There is the real test. How many of the bodaghs that come on here professing to be Steeler fans really fit the bill?

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Are More Obsessed with your Rivals LOSING Than your own Team winning...

 

 

 

:wub: i think i'm in love with that quote. nothing could better define 95% of this MB on any given day.

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:wub: i think i'm in love with that quote. nothing could better define 95% of this MB on any given day.

 

 

Nevertheless, all evidence points to the fact that even during the week before the Pittsburgh Steelers are to play in the Super Bowl, the thing that is foremost in your mind is the opinions of the fans of the Cleveland Browns.

Thank you for being aware of the priorities in life.

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:wub: i think i'm in love with that quote. nothing could better define 95% of this MB on any given day.

This is Sad but True Gafreleets... A Once Proud Fan~Base relegated to incessant Whining !! ( And NO Not ALL of you... many are Exellent Football Fans.. Most here , however are not )

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This is Sad but True Gafreleets... A Once Proud Fan~Base relegated to incessant Whining !! ( And NO Not ALL of you... many are Exellent Football Fans.. Most here , however are not )

 

 

Again, ask this simple hypothetical question:

 

Does anyone here think the Steelers fan base would be as avid as the Browns fan base is now if the Steelers had a dozen years of piss poor performance on the field?

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Again, ask this simple hypothetical question:

 

Does anyone here think the Steelers fan base would be as avid as the Browns fan base is now if the Steelers had a dozen years of piss poor performance on the field?

 

 

To be honest I think the people in Pissburgh would still be dedicated but all these bandwagon fans outside of PA would jump ship in a heart beat. That even includes all these Ohio trolls roaming the forum.

 

 

Someone needs to open up a store that lets you trade in team merchandise so they can milk these bandwagon fans for all they have when the stoolers start to lose. Im pretty sure you would lose money though seeing as how they all buy they're jerseys from walmart and wear it a hundred times between washes. Not to mention the damage done to the back of them from all those greasy mullets rubbing on it.

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Nevertheless, all evidence points to the fact that even during the week before the Pittsburgh Steelers are to play in the Super Bowl, the thing that is foremost in your mind is the opinions of the fans of the Cleveland Browns.

Thank you for being aware of the priorities in life.

 

 

 

actually the reason i'm posting here this week is superstition.

 

 

i have come here every day this season and posted whenever i felt like it, but since the playoffs have started i don't deviate from my routine at all.

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