Zombo Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 The Great Zomboni Picks 2015 The Great Zomboni Ranks Them 1. Seattle Seahawks … Clearly the class of the league talent-wise 2. Denver Broncos … Defense is stacked, Peyton still upright 3. Indianapolis Colts … Too many weapons in a weak division 4. Cleveland Browns … Best OL, Defense takes on elite status in Pettine’s 2nd year 5. Buffalo Bills … Stacked with weapons on both sides of the ball 6. Green Bay Packers … Still the class of NFC North 7. New York Giants … Just when you count out Eli and Coughlin … 8. Baltimore Ravens … enough talent to get it done most weeks 9. Minnesota Vikings … Running game + defense formula 10. Detroit Lions … Hardest team to predict, Magic 8 ball said don’t try too hard 11. Miami Dolphins … Added enough to finally get back to playoffs 12. Dallas Cowboys … Running game won’t be the same 13. Houston Texans … Steady on offense, strong on defense 14. Arizona Cardinals … Depth issues and OL make them fall short of last year 15. Atlanta Falcons … Even with new staff, have enough guns to win this division 16. New England Patriots … Even w Brady they are nothing special if they can’t cover on D 17. Philadelphia Eagles … Chip may have stirred with the pot too much 18. Oakland Raiders … Good recent drafts = Return to respectability 19. Cincinnati Bengals … Wheels begin to come off with Dalton 20. St. Louis Rams … I want to like them because of their D, but Foles behind OL scares me 21. Kansas City Chiefs … Just won’t get it done on offense 22. New York Jets … It’s a reboot, but cupboard’s not totally bare 23. New Orleans Saints … Love Brees, can’t learn to like that defense 24. Pittsburgh Steelers … their worst defensive roster in 25 years sinks them 25. San Diego Chargers … sensing a down year with move looming 26. Chicago Bears … remember when they were known for their D? Not this year 27. Tampa Bay Buccaneers … There will be struggles … Long days for Lovie 28. Carolina Panthers … Looking like a team that will get its coach fired 29. Jacksonville Jaguars … Bradley not getting it done with that defense 30. Tennessee Titans … Rocky with the Rookie 31. Washington Redskins … Season hasn’t kicked off and they are already a mess 32. San Francisco 49ers … Rapid decent completed in amazing fashion The Great Zomboni Predicts them Buffalo * 11 – 5 Miami * 9-7 New England 9-8 NY Jets 7-9 Cleveland* 11-5 Baltimore* 9-7 Cincinnati 7-9 Pittsburgh 6-10 Indy * 11 – 5 Hou 9-7 Jax 5-11 Tenn 5-11 Denver * 12-4 Oakland 8-8 Kansas City 7-9 San Diego 6-10 NY Giants* 10-6 Dallas 9-7 Philly 8-8 Wash 4-12 Green Bay* 10-6 Minnesota* 9-7 Detroit * 9-7 Chicago 6-10 Atlanta * 9-7 New Orleans 7-9 Tampa Bay 5-11 Carolina 5-11 Seattle* 14-2 Arizona 8-8 St. Louis 7-9 San Francisco 4-12 AFC Wild Card Round Buffalo over Baltimore Cleveland over Miami NFC Wild Card Round Minnesota over Atlanta NY Giants over Detroit AFC Divisional Round Denver over Buffalo Indy over Cleveland NFC Divisional Round Seattle over Minnesota Green Bay over NY Giants AFC Championship Denver over Indy NFC Championship Seattle over Green Bay Super Bowl 50 Seattle 42 Denver 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comeonman Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 I think you're overrating the Steelers and Broncos, but everything looks about right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambridgeho Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 I just want to start the season with a win. This Jets Defense is no joke. If we can put up 20 against them, then we should be damn near close to a 10 win team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Ah, the cup almost full theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opal312 Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 It's nice to be optimistic but I don't see McCown taking us to 11-5 record at all. The Steelers have too many weapons and will win the division. The Patriots will win their crummy division again but probably won't do any cheating this year. I said probably. The Colts are in the second worst division in the NFL but their defense sucks. I'm predicting the Texans win the division and Colts get a wild card. As for Denver, they should win their division easily. Even if Manning runs out of gas at the end they can always give Osweiler a shot at it. Manning reminds me of Brett Favre refusing to retire while Rodgers collected dust on the bench. Seattle will have a tougher time winning the NFC this year but since the quarterbacks they face are Palmer, Foles, and Kaepernick, they'll end up contending once again. Now if Cleveland had a quarterback with A Josh Gordon type receiver I might say 10-6. They haven't beat Baltimore in a millennium and we are in the toughest division. I hope I am wrong Cardale Jones would take us to another level and would be the best QB for years to come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 All I know is it starts for real tonight and I have added NFL Ticket To Direct TV for just under $100 for the season and $5 a month knocked off my bill for a year and free HBO for 3 months. Let's get this thing started. I'm stoked. Go Browns!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trolling for dick Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Dead on. Especially Cleveland. This is their year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wargograw Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 If we're a top 5 team with Josh McCown (ie our defense is incredible), then I can assure you Indianapolis won't be what sinks this ship. I'll take our odds against Indy over them against Miami honestly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Gotta love the optimism before the first game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comeonman Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 All I know is it starts for real tonight and I have added NFL Ticket To Direct TV for just under $100 for the season and $5 a month knocked off my bill for a year and free HBO for 3 months. Let's get this thing started. I'm stoked. Go Browns!!!!!WTF? <100 bucks? Did you sign a ten year contract or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 WTF? <100 bucks? Did you sign a ten year contract or something? Nope-long time Direct TV so I called it in asking for the best deal they had for "loyal customers". It was $24.99/mo for 4 months, 3 months free HBO and a $5 reward per month for long term membership (contract ran out 2 years ago). Did not sign anything and was not asked to do so. It probably helped that I already had SEC Network and never used HBO which they hope to lure me into staying with when the 3 months is over. The key seems to be to actually call in. The internet deals you see on the website suck big time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Taintsniffer Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Optimism is running high! My Bengals are fully capable of going 7-9, but I doubt it. I think we land a WC myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Optimism is running high! My Bengals are fully capable of going 7-9, but I doubt it. I think we land a WC myself. If Bengals go 7-9 does Mike Brown say Asta la Vista to Marvin? (I say: doubtful) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Taintsniffer Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 If Bengals go 7-9 does Mike Brown say Asta la Vista to Marvin? (I say: doubtful) Good question. If it were any other team, yes. As we are talking about the Bengals, I say he sticks around unless they just look terrible and finish with 5 or less wins... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 If there is an AFCN HC that cannot withstand a mediocre, 500-ish season it would be Marvin. Can't see him surviving a regression. I have few bold predictions for the year, but the one keeps jumping front and center: AJ McCarron will start more than two games this year with a healthy Dalton sitting. I just hope neither is against us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted September 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2015 Funny.. I thought you were a Bills fan, I picked them to win the division, you just out trolling today? Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted September 14, 2015 Report Share Posted September 14, 2015 Why are some Retards compelled to quote very long posts for one line replies that stand alone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawg2fan Posted September 14, 2015 Report Share Posted September 14, 2015 The long awaited comedic post of the year has arrived and, as always, does not disappoint! Lets not forget that was only game 1. We really missed Bowe though, lets hope he is back next week. And lets hurry up and give Austin Davis a shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoorta Posted September 14, 2015 Report Share Posted September 14, 2015 It's nice to be optimistic but I don't see McCown taking us to 11-5 record at all. The Steelers have too many weapons and will win the division. The Patriots will win their crummy division again but probably won't do any cheating this year. I said probably. The Colts are in the second worst division in the NFL but their defense sucks. I'm predicting the Texans win the division and Colts get a wild card. As for Denver, they should win their division easily. Even if Manning runs out of gas at the end they can always give Osweiler a shot at it. Manning reminds me of Brett Favre refusing to retire while Rodgers collected dust on the bench. Seattle will have a tougher time winning the NFC this year but since the quarterbacks they face are Palmer, Foles, and Kaepernick, they'll end up contending once again. Now if Cleveland had a quarterback with A Josh Gordon type receiver I might say 10-6. They haven't beat Baltimore in a millennium and we are in the toughest division. I hope I am wrong Cardale Jones would take us to another level and would be the best QB for years to come I needed a one Sunday head start to make my not so bold prediction. Browns 8-8 #19,too good to fail for Cardale. Optimism is running high! My Bengals are fully capable of going 7-9, but I doubt it. I think we land a WC myself. Bengals = playoffs again, book it. I thought you were a Bills fan, I picked them to win the division, you just out trolling today? Z The way the Bills beat the Colts- they just might. BTW, if we can't beat the stinking Jets on the road- take off the rose colored glasses Z. Right now- we'd also be underdogs against every other team on our away schedule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumby73 Posted September 14, 2015 Report Share Posted September 14, 2015 Bills: Rex Ryan could not have walked into a better situation if his career was on the line period. He's doing it with the same personnel with his additions and they are all playing with his passion to win. I hope they blow up Brady till he's deflated.. Go Browns (and learn from this misplaced post).. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 True.......But if anyone posted a diatribe about how they were sure they would win the lottery.....and do it over and over again; at some point ypu have to call a spade a spade. what 0 and 1? yeah, the same boat pal. hand me that life preserver will ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Nah Tim, I'm referring to the prediction that the Browns will win the division and The Steelers will finish last. At zero for everything, it's kinda like the lottery. sometimes zero is good. like when the judge hands down the sentence or when you count how many times you've had the clap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted September 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Nah Tim, I'm referring to the prediction that the Browns will win the division and The Steelers will finish last. At zero for everything, it's kinda like the lottery. The Steelers are in last. The Browns are a game out of first. Zombo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sisky fringo Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 i stopped reading at the Seahawks being "the class of the league". here's some evidence to the contrary: https://youtu.be/5BU7tt3yR24 now had you said "darling" or "ref supported"... doesn't mean you are incorrect though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted September 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 i stopped reading at the Seahawks being "the class of the league". here's some evidence to the contrary: https://youtu.be/5BU7tt3yR24 now had you said "darling" or "ref supported"... doesn't mean you are incorrect though. You didn't warn us to put our tin foil hats on before viewing. Zombo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sisky fringo Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 remember, shiny side down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted September 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 And so far you are zero for every prediction you've ever made. So.......you're saying there's a chance? I got the Ravens & Steelers right this week so I am 50%. Or do you mean overall? Because I have had one of the SB participants correct for several years now. Or do you just mean the Steelers, because I was a couple games off last year, but absolutely nailed it on the two preceeding 8-8 years. So 67% with Steelers. Guess you mean the Browns ... I'm a Browns fan, dipshit. Zombo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unsympathetic Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 This thread is funny. Someone actually said "We missed Dwayne Bowe." Um, no. No, we didn't. Anyone else could add his contribution of drops to the statsheet.. for about $9M less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 remember, shiny side down. Damn... that's what I've been doing wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sisky fringo Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 Damn... that's what I've been doing wrong... those were special instrux for Zomby...i keep my shiny pointed away, so me friends can look for pepper, broccoli, and shrimp feces in their chew tools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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