The Gipper

This may also help....just substitute me for this guy, if you would like:

More help for you:

Here you go Bj....a little help for you with your issue:

Actually, my original response was a joke about Vagitron's smoothie's having a fishy taste...because, you know...it was a take off on the way a kunthole smells. You either could not take that joke, or were unable to comprehend it. And then I made another joke about smoothies being a "limpy" meal....i.e. that there is not a lot of substance to a smoothie as a meal. Again, yes, I sort of made up a word to describe a smoothie. And again...it was another joke. And again you could not take that joke....or were unable to comprehend it. The only thing I can think that you can do perhaps for your personal betterment is to get a humor transplant operation, and then get some Richard Pryor, Rodney Dangerfield, George Carlin, Robin Williams, Steve Martin etc. etc. tapes or youtube link and review them to help you comprehend humor. Otherwise you are going to continue to lead a sad, sorry little life.

Tom Brady was supposed to be done as well. Is that better?

Perhaps because it seems like too much control of various industries in too few hands? Teddy Roosevelt would have agreed with you.

Yes, partially. From Grand Island to Thedford, then took 83 up to Valentine/Niobrara Scenic River. Then 20 over to Harrison with a diversion up to the Badlands. Then to Scott's Bluff and 26 to Ogallala, then we dropped down to Kansas on 36 and took that across Kansas and Missouri.

Anyone above the level of an amoeba intellectually would seem pompous to you. Oh look! You highly resemble an amoeba from your viewpoint from your anal orifice.

Not a Camper..any more. but I did just come back from a 10 day trip to Nebraska/S.Dakota/Kansas primarily. And I have about a 2 week trip coming up to Chicago/Wisconsin and parts of Michigan in July. May also do something short-ish in August, but not sure what.

Well, Phil Mickelson was supposed to be done as well.

Well, I am sure there are any number of you out there so busy wankering yourselves that you don't pay attention. So maybe someone who has paid attention can comment.

Some commentary on the above: I don't know why for some reason the "Super Hero" major players are not on here. The article gives no clue as to why the likes of the Superman/Batman/DC comics.....or the Marvel/Avengers/X-Men franchises are not included. It is a fatal flaw in the rankings in my opinion. After all, a lot of the above have been represented in some form of TV/Movie/Book form. And certainly DC and Marvel have all that going for them. I don't know if comic book originated products are anathema to whomever put this together. Other "Rankings" do include DC and Marvel. And, if they are going to have Godzilla, why not King Kong? What would you leave out, and put in its place? Other candidates I think have to be something that was more than just a single movie or a single TV show....though I don't think that applies above: Babylon 5...which I would not have included was just a single TV show. I also think they missed on one which is considered a Top Sci-Fi franchise: Dune

Per ScreenRant.com the following are the Top 20 Sci-Fi franchises of all time: 20. Predator 19. The Matrix 18. Mad Max 17. Babylon 5 16. Jurassic Park 15. The Terminator 14. Godzilla 13. Firefly/Serenity 12. The X-Files 11. Alien(s) 10. Back to the Future 9. Flash Gordon 8. Stargate 7. Planet of the Apes 6. Battlestar Galactica 5. Dr. Who 4. The Twilight Zone 3. The Outer Limits 2. Star Wars 1. Star Trek

I watch my share of sports talk on TV. From Get Up in the morning to Around the Horn,, to Nick Wright....some Cowpile and PFR, and PTI. Are the rest of you about as sick and tired as I am about hearing about Aaron Rodgers and the bullshit surrounding him? Its about all that they ever talk about it seems. So, as far as I am concerned, the Packers can just ship him out and they can all just shut the fuck up about him.

2021 NHL STANLEY CUP ODDS ODDS TO WIN 2021 NHL STANLEY CUP FINAL Team American Fractional Colorado Avalanche +250 5/2 Boston Bruins +500 5/1 Toronto Maple Leafs +600 6/1 Vegas Golden Knights +600 6/1 Tampa Bay Lightning +700 7/1 Carolina Hurricanes +1000 10/1 New York Islanders +1400 14/1 Winnipeg Jets +1600 16/1 Pittsburgh Penguins +3000 30/1 Florida Panthers +3500 35/1 Nashville Predators +4000 40/1 Minnesota Wild +6600 66/1 Montreal Canadiens +6600 66/1

Here are the current odds for NBA teams to win the title: NBA 2020-21 FINALS ODDS ODDS TO WIN 2021 NBA FINALS Team American Fractional Brooklyn Nets +200 2/1 Los Angeles Lakers +450 9/2 Los Angeles Clippers +700 7/1 Philadelphia 76ers +750 15/2 Milwaukee Bucks +750 17/2 Utah Jazz +850 17/2 Phoenix Suns +1400 14/1 Dallas Mavericks +3000 30/1 Portland Trail Blazers +3500 35/1 Denver Nuggets +3500 35/1 Miami Heat +5000 50/1 Atlanta Hawks +5000 50/1 Memphis Grizzlies +8000 80/1 New York Knicks +12500 125/1 Boston Celtics +15000 150/1 Washington Wizards +15000 150/1

I have already expressed my preference for the Toronto Maple Leafs. Cleveland doesn't have an NHL team. I could perhaps be convinced to become a fan of the Columbus team...but I am not really there yet. At this point I would really like a Canadian team to win it. NO Canadian team has won the NHL since 1993 (Montreal). And I like Toronto. When travel opens up to Canada, and now with my wife retired (in less than 2 weeks) I will probably make a weekend trip up there sometime. I also like Vancouver, and will be making a visit there next year as the port from which I will be taking an Alaskan cruise. But Vancouver is not in these playoffs. Neither is Ottawa which I really like. I like Winnipeg as well. I have been there. So they were my second choice. Of course, I like LeBron, but he is not 100%. Anthony Davis is not really a winner in my view and cannot carry that team without LeBron being at his best. So I don't think they will make it. Ergo....I go for the cities that have not won anything in like forever. I too would like to see Milwaukee win. If not them, then Utah/Salt Lake, which is a city that has never had a major professional sports championship.

Next, the NHL: Tampa Bay Lightning 2020 Defending Champions Pittsburgh Penguins 2017 Las Vegas Golden Knights no title year of origin 2017 Carolina Hurricane 2006 Boston Bruins 2011 Colorado Avalanche 2001 Minnesota Wild no title year of origin 2000 Winnipeg #*# 1999 see below 1999? Nashville Predators no title year of origin 1998 Montreal Canadiennes 1993 Florida Panthers no titles year of origin 1993 New York Islanders 1983 Winnipeg Jets 1979 #*# Toronto Maple Leafs 1967 #*# The Winnipeg Jets of the WHA won the championship in 1979. That franchise then move to Phoenix (Coyotes). The Atlanta Thrashers moved to Winnipeg...and were renamed the Jets. No titles won since then. I am not sure if the NHL has merged the old Jets into the new Jets franchise. But Winnipeg has not won a hockey title since 1979

Here may be something to help you in your choice of who to root for in the NBA and NHL. Here is the last year in which each team still left in the playoffs, as of today May 25th last won a championship.....or their year of Origin if they have never won. Start with NBA. Team, then year in reverse order: LA Lakers 2020. Defending Champions Miami Heat 2013 Dallas Mavericks 2011 Boston Celtics 2008 Memphis Grizzlies no titles year of Origin: 1995 Philadelphia 76ers 1983 Washington Wizards/Bullets 1978 Portland Trailblazers 1977 NY/NJ/Brooklyn Nets 1976 ABA Utah/N.O Jazz no titles year of Origin: 1974 New York Knicks 1973 Milwaukee Bucks 1971 LA/SD/Buff Clippers no title, year of origin: 1970 Phoenix Suns: no title year of origin 1968 Denver Nuggets: no title, year of origin 1967 Atlanta Hawks: 1958 as the St. Louis Hawks

I am so educated and informed to the point that the Oxford English Dictionary relies on me to create new words and new definitions of words. They have even put me in charge of the classification of human personalities. And for you, I have the perfect designation:

Nothing says that what you have to be "listening to" has to be music. Currently, I am listening to the newest Dune novel. This is not that, just a basic review of the Dune world:

Then why did Rooney, and Beckham and all these other big name stars come over here to play?

I have used Almond Milk to quell my acid reflux. Works about as good as anything.

Sorry if being educated and informed is an affront to you. Not sure what you are offended about unless you take to heart accusations of being limpy and lumpy. A guy like you should appreciate the Urban Dictionary definition. When your dime bitch surprises you with a quick blow Job and your wiener is so limp that she can twirl it around in her mouth like a jump rope. To maintain limpy status for as long as possible it’s helpful to think about the affects of the corona virus on your used to be thriving business. If you're lucky you can keep your limp wiener in her mouth for at least 30 seconds of pure bliss. When your limpy reaches 20% chubby the limpy is over and you go back about your day.

Well, I think every rookie is probably a rookie of the year candidate. I think Chase Young and Justin Herbert won offensive and defensive rookies of the year....but there were other candidates drafted down the line, like Claypool, and Justin Jefferson and Jonathan Taylor, not all of whom were even first rounders.