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Dutch Oven

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  1. Now we're re-posting the same links Comrade Cal? Bold move, Cotton.
  2. What has to be the most frustrating thing about the Watson trade is that if the Browns had actually had a QB land in their lap like a Joe Burrow or CJ Stroud, this probable swing and a miss blockbuster trade would have never had to be made. Instead, the year we had the #1 overall pick and went shopping for a QB, we ended up with Baker Reagan Mayfield. No team serious about having Super Bowl aspirations is keeping him as their QB long-term. Such a pity. That probably set us back ten years.
  3. Cleveland doesn't get tornadoes you silly goose! So apparently most of the dome would be underground because there is a height restriction due to the airport next door... perfect tornado shelter! (Don't worry about the shards of glass!)
  4. What is the hidden cost of posting links that need you to be a subscriber to read, Comrade Cal?
  5. 🤣 I mean, what #1 overall pick in NFL history couldn't outrun a cop? And could you imagine what the Poliboard boys who all love their Great White Dope Baker would have said if Lamar Jackson had been found to try and run from a cop when getting arrested? Oh my goodness, I believe they would have branded him a thug. We all know what "thug" is MAGA for, don't we? 😉
  6. I think I just might have to make that seafood salad this weekend mjp. Holy smokes, that looks amazing.
  7. What is "What will be said at Gorka's funeral?, Alex"
  8. Apparently this is the rendering of the new Browns domed stadium in Brookpark. It is... um... interesting.
  9. Without a doubt my favorite moment of Fat Baker's Sophomore Season of Shit was the road game where he shows up to the stadium with a thin beard, then shaves down to a Fu Manchu at halftime, then comes to the post game loss press conference with just a moustache. That was some quality stuff right there.
  10. Oh sweet 8lb, 6oz baby Jesus, thank you for this dome stadium that will allow my Brownies to snatch defeats from the jaws of victory in perfect 72 degree weather!
  11. That or when Sam Hubbard tackled Barkley and whoever the dbag QB was who wore #9 at the same time are perhaps my favorite OSU defensive plays ever, besides Cie Grant blitzing Dorsey in 2002.
  12. I'm kind of surprised Bradshaw is coming back... Father Time has really caught up to him, he kind of struggles to participate now.
  13. So you are saying that Kvoethe should look at his "wife" like he stares longingly at Baker? That is solid advice. I would also add this little tidbit of advice: "Hoes gotta eat too...."
  14. Well someone has to bang Kvoethe's wife... His obsession with Deshaun Watson seems to get in the way of it.
  15. Your "wife" is suspicious regarding how often Baker Mayfield ends up on your FB page, and how little she is ever mentioned, isn't she? 🤣
  16. I'll miss our debate about the greatness that was one Kenny Pickett... 🤣 Oh yeah, remember during Najee's rookie year when I described him as a JAG who would never be able to even sniff Nick Chubb's jockstrap?
  17. Hell, there's some truth to that. The bruises Kvoethe got on his knees from sucking Baker off in his SUV in the back corner of the Cheesecake Factory parking lot are nothing to laugh at!
  18. But.... but... but... wE'vE bEEn Set bAcK tEN yeArS! 🤣
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