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  1. Baker attacks Cleveland media, walks out

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    3 minutes ago, calfoxwc said:

    tony grossi is a toad. Any Browns fan knows that calling on him is just going to reap ignorance.

    the same thing goes for mary kay cabbage. But the likes of Mary Kay and Grossi crave the attention from frustrated fans that jump on board....

       I'm glad Baker is po'd. It's so much worse having a twit like Derek Anderson laughing after a terrible loss.

    The Browns are going to start winning next week, but the ignorance will still come from these two - grossi and mary kay are just terrible.

     

    Toads are cool.

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  4. Freddie Jokes

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    2 hours ago, The Gipper said:

    I don't know why I am going here.   I just felt some kind of compulsion to do so.    OK, let's have your Freddie Jokes/comments:

    A. At this point  of the season,  this team will have to be "Freddie and the Dreamers".....because winning the division/making the playoffs IS still a dream that we have not been awoken from.

    B. Not sure this is original:   Is Freddie Jabba's younger brother, Freddie the Hutt?   Could be.  (not that I have much room to talk)

    C. Freddie, you better start getting this team to matter, or you won't be wearing Brown and Orange for long.

    D. Did you see that movie Freaky Freddie.....where somehow the bodies of a teenage girl and an NFL Head Coach got switched?

    E.  What is the difference between Freddie Kitchens and Freddie Flintstone?  Nothing, other than mode of transportation. 

    F. Freddie took this NFL job by mistake. He thought he was becoming the coach of an English soccer team, because they get paid by the pound.

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    1) What do the Browns season and the Larry the cable Guy Tour have in common? Wait for it........They both are comedies led by fat people

    2)  Kitchens middle name " can't stay out of" 

    3) fact: not only is 6-12 Mayfield's TD- Int ratio, it is also Kitchen's cheeseburger to french fry ratio. 

    You knoe you love me.

  5. Deep Thoughts from Coach Toad

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    I am good. These are good guys having fun. A little back and forth keeps things entertaining. I never get offended. I am as big a smartass as anyone. About 99% of what I write is smartass. 

    I will probably not hang out more than a few days but I would encourage more traffic from dissenters. Nothing brings a group together like a common enemy. It creates passion and makes sports more fun.

    Who doesn't like a little shit talk? Thanks Horta.

  6. Deep Thoughts from Coach Toad

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    Just want to check in on everyone. This is what I heard so far this week:

    1) A conspiracy exists and NFL refs are against the Browns.

    2) The Browns are going 9-0 the rest of the way.

    3) people are glad that my mother just passed.

     4) The Browns got robbed against the Pats and are clearly a better team.

    5) The Browns are a lock to win the division.

    6) Gipper still lives in the basement of his parents house.

    Is there someone I can bill? This is starting to feel like I should charge for therapy sessions. I just got a creepy feeling that some of you are sending these posts in your underwear while your mom is cooking you soup.Good luck. Reach out if you need any help. 

    You know you love me.

  7. Deep Thoughts from Coach Toad

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    Ok. I have the Browns going 7-2 the rest of the way. This could lead to the wild card. To me there are some huge keys:

    1) They MUST win the Buffalo game. 

    2) I have them spitting with Pittsburg. If they sweep, 8-1 is a real possibility.

    3) I know Baltimore is a sore subject but they are a much better team right now. If Lamar Jackson is healthy , that seems like a tough match up.

    Chin up guys. This thing can really happen. BTW, we hired a brand new coach. It usually takes a few years of mistakes to hit your stride. The never ending revolving door has to stop. It is time for OJT. He makes mistakes but I think he will learn from those like  Belichick and Carroll

  8. Rigged? Browns getting screwed by refs

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    On 10/25/2019 at 1:34 PM, The Gipper said:

    But since he is on this forum I assumed he was referring to an NFL team. 

    Jesus Gipper, do you fight with everyone? Are you a kid? Let me know if you have some kind of disability. I don't want to be mean but damn. I get it, the Browns realky suck right now. It's gonna be ok. Damn.

  10. We are going to beat the Pats Sunday. Here's why and how...

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    47 minutes ago, hoorta said:

    Sure, there's  room for  differences  of opinion. Hang around for a while and  you might  get to see our resident  Steeler fan who's doubtless going  to start crowing  how  they're  a 1\2 game  ahead of  us now. 

    What's  not  tolerated is stuff from  our (hopefully  permanently  banned) Ravens troll that we're  great, you suck, and are going to  suck  forever.

    I'd be the first to  admit the Browns  essentially  gifted the Patriots a win, turning the ball  over. That I  saw in person  taking a  road trip  from  Ohio. 

    On a personal level, I  got to  see  Jim Brown play live, and I've been a  season  ticket holder for  decades. There's  guys  on this board who know a lot more about the  technical aspects of the game than  I do. 

    Thanks for the response. That is very cool.

  11. The Brown won't lose again

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    34 minutes ago, The Gipper said:

    Hey....let's really stir up some shit:    what about Jim Harbaugh!!  

    1st folks talked about the Browns winning this year. Then they talked about problems with  the Browns. Now they're 2-5 and nobody is talking about them at all. The only way to stir things up is to start winning. Kinda sad.

  13. We are going to beat the Pats Sunday. Here's why and how...

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    14 hours ago, The Gipper said:

     

    I never claimed to have a bunch of money. That would be a chump move. I am 54 years old.  I am in leadership with a large company that I have been at for 35 years. I also am a member of the IDA and have 1 doc currently in distribution. Pretty small time in the film scene with nothing in production and no plans. I have coached baseball for 30 years including managing in the Pacific Internationsl League. Farher of 5 grampa of 1. Husband for over 20 years. There you have it. A pretty nornal dude. 

  17. Deep Thoughts from Coach Toad

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    11 minutes ago, The Gipper said:

    According to my research, Ridgway was from Utah.....and maybe moved to Washington.:

    Gary Leon Ridgway was born on February 18, 1949, in Salt Lake City, Utah, the second of Mary and Thomas Ridgway's three sons. His home life was somewhat troubled; relatives have described his mother as domineering and have said that, while young, he witnessed more than one violent argument between his parents. His father was a bus driver who would often complain about the presence of sex workers.[4]

    Ridgway had a bed-wetting problem until he was 13,[5] and his mother would wash his genitals after every episode.[6] He would later tell defense psychologists that, as an adolescent, he had conflicting feelings of anger and sexual attraction toward his mother, and fantasized about killing her.[5][6]

    Ridgway is dyslexic, and was held back a year in high school.[4] When he was 16, he stabbed a six-year-old boy who survived the attack. Ridgway had led the boy into the woods and then stabbed him through the ribs into hisliver.[7]

    Ridgway's IQ was recorded as being in the "low eighties".[8]

    Adult life

    Ridgway graduated from Tyee High School in SeaTac Washington.   

    (It doesn't say when the family moved to Washington)

    He went to HS in Washington and worked at Paccar in Renton. I got a buddy that went to HS with him and is next to him in his HS year book. I also know folks thst worked with him at Paccar. They said he was a weirdo.

  19. And now, for the REST of the STORY

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    1 hour ago, The Gipper said:

    Yes, absolutely. As I noted, the Browns so far have played the last two Super Bowl participants,   another team that is currently 7-0, and your Seapigeons who should be like 7-1.

    Among the AFC North, they still have the best record in the division And they just need to beat them and the other bums we have yet to play.   Only the Bills have a decent record (and the ratfuckers whom they already beat.)

    I hope you are right. The schedule looks pretty easy. I have them 7-2 so I could see 9-0 with a few good breaks.

  20. Deep Thoughts from Coach Toad

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    1 hour ago, The Gipper said:

    They left Ohio to kill people in other states.  Thank goodness.  But you all can thank Utah for Gary Ridgway.

    Gipper, Gary Ridgeway was sick and killed people in Washington. He was born and raised here. You might be thinking of Ted Bundy. Both sick people that I would not blame any state for creating. I knew one of Ridgeway's victims. Dave Reichert who caught him became my congressman.

  23. Deep Thoughts from Coach Toad

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    2 minutes ago, SdBacker80 said:

    Picking any game is virtually impossible given the fact that can’t get out of our own way.  

    After that disgusting Seahawk game I thought we would clean it up.  Instead we spent the bye week focused on a left tackle spot.

    Yeah, I have a hunch they are about to put it together. Seattle should have been a win. I live in Seattle. That is the worst 6-2 team I have ever seen. The Hawks can't stop the run. Cleveland needs to punch people in the mouth and play power football.

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