Ghoolie Always Ghoolie

Seriously, stop sending me your bullshit. I am deleting it. It is a nuisance. I have read enough of your inane, self-important bullshit to last 50 lifetimes.

I know,! I am your pied piper, and you shit rat's can't stay away.

Move on, go sling your horseshit on somone else's door stop. I haven't read anything you circle jerk fucktards have sent all week long.

I post DPOY, Flugel, and Dutch give up sleep coming up with 200 responses to me. I don't have to claim being the Top G. Their inability to resist being the Rat's of my Pied Piper tunes, says it all.

Let me 'plain what goes on inside their head.

A woman turns to her friend in the movie theater and says, "the man sitting next to me is masturbating"

After Refusing to move, the friend asks, "what do you mean, why can't you move" the woman replies.....

"Because he is using my hand"

DPOY.  DPOY.  DPOY.

2 hours ago, syd said:

did you sign up early for the $100.00 off ?

2 hours ago, syd said:

did you sign up early for the $100.00 off ?

No, he signed up for DPOY.

On 5/24/2024 at 9:55 PM, syd said:

hey Ghoul it is not 1970 any longer

edit: I see your little bitch  liked

Flugel always liked my posts.

You guys are all my groupies

1 hour ago, Dutch Oven said:

I think you are confusing us with your first wife, apparently. 

No, no confusion. It youbandnyour trans girl companions with the bloody noses, and wadingnthrough my theatrics, What I bloodied your nose with, was football talk.

You argument of DPOY, is meaningless. What exactly does that award mean, or do for the Browns, other than making Mild Garrett's fans feel vindicated against his critics?

Does it bring more wins? A championship?

There are members of this board, as well as well respected analysts who write and believe as I do, that Mild Garrett doesn't show up, quite often, and it has been that way his entire career.

When I ask you about his 6 no shows and failure in the playoff game, you response to me is, "He is DPOY".

I am talking actual football, and you are arguing the "My Dad's tougher than yours" contest.

If Garrett again doesn't show up for 6 games next year, are we to just be okay with that because what? The DPOY award is more important?

Not one of you experts have offered to debate with me, why is it that Garrett is so oftent absent from key games.

Is he an alcoholic? Does he bet on Browns games and hedge his bets? Is he not physically able to give his all for 17 games? Is he lazy?

Dude, it wasn't me who turned a debate into personal and political insults. 

Let me ask you, do you take exception with we who believe Garrett is not relentless? Many of us believe this.

Surely you don't see this guy as being as motivated as Clay Matthews or E Roc were?

The DPOY award does not erase the guy's no shows. 

Mild Garrett is the DPOY..He is the DPOY, and that's all I want to hear about it.

He is Part Time Myles. He plays the same hours as the fucktards working at Dollar Tree. This gives them hope that they too can be DPOY.

"Hey Mild, you didn't show up for 6 games"

<<I'm DPOY>>

"Hey Mild, you sucked big stinky dick in the playoff game"

<< I'm DPOY>>

He's the DPOY. Who needs him to play hard every game? DPOY, DPOY, DPOY.

Schwartz is like the DPOY. His def3nse shows up 1/2 the time, for home games. He is incompetent when the team goes on the road. Now, part of his struggle is becausebthe DPOY also is on the roster as a part time player, but even at that Schwartz has had to scratch his balls on the road.

It will be interesting to see when he hands the away games to.

On 5/25/2024 at 8:05 AM, Flugel said:

So you're right back to rooting for Pittsburgh Steelers over Cleveland Browns again just like old times. 🤣   You showed back up to the board with "FUCK PITTSBURGH!"  Some people even bought it.  I knew that would go away as soon as you stopped taking your meds.  Time to get your poster of Terry Bradshaw back up over your bed.  

History doesn't lie.  It repeats itself.  You did all this same stuff with Joe Thomas throughout the 10 years of Hall of Fame caliber football he delivered.  This isn't anything new from a guy that has always needed a persona to get attention. 

Is this the Official DPOTY thread or the Official Official DPOTY thread or the Officially Official Official DPOTY thread?    This is very impressive from a 69 year old man. If you do it right the first time - you don't need to repeat it 5000 times to convince yourself.

DPOY DPOY.  DPOY.  Here Tom, shove these batteries up your ass so you can keep saying DPOY, DPOY, DPOY. I see you added the HOF to your broken record Horseshit.

YES, YES, YES......THE EQUALLY MEANINGLESS HOF.....A place closed off to Clay Matthews but open to a fuckstick like Junior Seau.

YES YES YES TOM......Continue to live your life without an original fucking thought. By all means, keep coming here and dripping placenta out of your snapper that reflects all the things you have read, cut and pasted, rehearsed, and given your book report on.

DPOY? HOF???? Tom, please add the SB to your jackoff list of  player credentials.

Trent Dilfer won a SB. This means he is a better QB than Marino, Kelly, Moon, Fouts, McNair, and more.

Mild Garrett didn't show up for 1/3 of the games the Browns played last year. He got emasculated in the playoff game.

I don't care if a magazine names him woman of the year. He is still soft, lazy, and focused on cherry picking high profile sacks where he can use his speed, while sweeping under the carpet that a lot of his stats are compiled in non crucial situations.

When the Browns need Garalette, he is MIA.

Did you know that the NFL also gave home the DPOEOG award? (Defensive player of every other game).

Youbare dismissed, Flugel. Go wake your wife up and tell about about DPOY.

I can hear her now, "Tom, for fuck's sake, I am trying to take a shit, I don't care about Mild Garallete or his stupid Miss America sash.

16 hours ago, syd said:

 

This topic is an interesting one. To my way of life, and mybway of thinking, strength of schedule debat is nothing more than mental masturbation.

My thoughts......

It is hard enough to predict what a single player will do next year let alone what an entire team will do in opposition.

A team that went 11-6 in 2023, is 0-0 in 2024. Players have aged, been injured, endured personal things that might affect their play, been traded, or even retired. Coaches change, new players are added, so there is never a guarantee, of anything more predictable than a hint that what was in '23 will be similar in '24.

So what is this science? If we were 8-9 and play a team that was 12-5 then we can chalk this up as an expected loss?

This is total bukkake.

There is no quantification of what men can do tomorrow based on what they did yesterday. If there was any substance to this imbecillic thinking even the village idiot could get rich betting outcomes.

Last year the Browns beat teams they shouldn't have and lost to teams they shouldn't have.

The 2024 Browns outcome has very little to do with the 2023 records of their opponents. If the Browns play more disciplined, intense, creative and properly executed football, they will win 3/4 of their games or even better.

Strength of scheduledebate is akin to giving your dog a rawhide chew so he will shut the fuck up.

5 hours ago, nickers said:

Courtney Browns constant injuries killed him.. I thought he was good when he wasn't hurt... But like with any pick.. Its a crap shoot...

The outcome of a decision has nothing to do with whether a decision isnthe right decision of not.

No wealthy man ever got that way by not taking chances. Crap shoot? It is less odds than a crap shoot.

Pail Brown was right to draft Ernie Davis. Decision getting cancer had nothing to do with the decision was the right decision.

Factory workers think that judging a decision AFTER the outcome means a decision was right or wrong.

Courtney was the right call. His injuries kept him from meeting his potential, but that had nothing to do with fuck.

Getting Watson was the right decision. There is no debate here. He was the best available and the Browns had shit at QB.

If he pans out or not has nothing to do with the decision being the correct one.

Mild Garelette, was the wrong decision. He's DPOY despite being MIA 1/3 of the games. 

We KNEW going in he was a Zumba instructor. He turned out to be a Zumba instructor. He was a wasted pick. Sure didn't show up in the playoff game.

I don't like that Gelarrett doesn't show up in important games.

He's DPOY

He admitted he doesn't play hard on every play

He's DPOY

Don't like that he wanted Jones to save him from Cleveland

He's DPOY, He's DPOY, DPOY

He never really plasters anyone, always drag down, or smother hits. Has he ever played anyone out?

DPOY, WHY THEN IS HE DPOY, He's DPOY

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE!

Mild is DPOY, He's DPOY

Flugels bought Dutch Oven Vaseline for Mother's day!

He's DPOY, DPOY, Mild is DPOY. HE'S DPOY GOD DAMN IT, DPOY. He's DPOY, DPOY

most fans think Watt got screwed.

He's DPOY, DPOY, DPOY, DPOY, DPOY

Yoko Ono got a Grammy over Jim Croce' and Seal's and Crofts. Awards appease imbeciles.

Uh uh, Mild is DPOY, HE'S DPOY, DPOY. GUESS WHAT? He's DPOY.

Imbeciles.

16 hours ago, TexasAg1969 said:

Which is why the sane world voted him MVDPOTY.🤫

Again, you guys are simpletons. You read something, you are told something, and you have no other thought process other than to believe it must be true.

Dude, I am my own man. I have my own thoughts. Those who vote these things are low-IQ simpletons who belong to a clique and are told ahead of time how to vote and what to think.

To YOU, THE DPOY award is impressive. It means less than the dog shit I occasionally step in, to me. In has absolutely no value.

Garrett didn't show up for 6 games last year. Listening to him and you guys who fellate him, you honestly believe that he is the only DE that gets held or double teamed.

Oh, poor Zumba man, the refs don't call holding on him.

Film man Tiamat has the films. Go watch the Houston embarrassment. The guy blocking Garett manhandled him, put a choker collar on him and walking him around and behind the play all day long.

STFU with DPOY, DPOY, DPOY.....address the issue. Why does the guy not show up 6.times every year.

Mild Garrett. DPOY.....Defensive pussy.of the year.

When is the last time he flat laid someone out?  The fucking guy is afraid to hit.

3 hours ago, nickers said:

Hey bud... I'll be in Vegas in January.. I hope to hell we can meet up for a drink and a good cigar..

In between cruises, I am there every 6-8 weeks.

2 hours ago, Bob806 said:

Lol, yes. We are closer to Ray Farmer than Bill Parcels.

 

Funny shit

3 minutes ago, Flugel said:

Well said T!   All things being equal, Watt plays for the hated rival - so we're gonna dig and question why he needed to line up against Right Tackles in an era where Left Tackles usually earn the highest salaries on the OL. Garrett not only lined up against Left Tackles; but he constantly took on double teams plus another player chipping.  That's why I bring up the tougher challenges he faced because it can certainly explain the difference in stats.  I think 1 DPOTY finalist (Micah Parsons) clarified why he felt Myles was the obvious winner via film and facing Left Tackles.  

Believe it or not, I understand why Pitt does this though because in 2022 Highsmith had 14.5 sacks while Watt missed 7 games to injury.  When both guys are healthy that's a tough tandem to figure out who are you going to send additional blockers at all game.  Even worse, Wills is the exception to the rule about Left Tackles.  Alex Highsmith beat him for a strip sack from the blind side that Pitt scored on Cleveland with. We don't have both edges threatening opponents like that just yet - just Myles... Can you imagine if Myles missed 7 games to injury what his critics and trolls would be saying?  Truth is he played the 2nd half of 2023 with an injured shoulder.  

So what you are saying is that Trent Dilfer was a better QB than Dan Marino?

One of the biggest signs of immaturity is this "he has a ring, or a playoff win" bullshit. A team accomplishment is NOT an individual accomplishment.

Taimat has his remote control caught in his pubic hair. By his logic, EVERY offensive lineman who ever played in a superbowl is better than Joe Thomas.

Garrett is a part time player, and if Tiamat was equipped enough to actually know a fucking thing about football, he would chart out Garrett's stats game by game.

What he would find is a graph that is not consistent, but instead an up and down zigzag line.

Just like Schwartz's useless defense which only shows up from home games.

Garrett blows dead turtle cocks.

54 minutes ago, Flugel said:

Don't laugh. My wife did that joint account thing to me thinking I'd eventually want to participate with her in that.  I never got into that fad; and as it turned out - neither did she.

I didn't think I'd ever get into a football message board fad back in 1998; and here we are in 2024 with you hating every second of me being here.  That said, think of how sickening it would be to see Flugel and Ghoolie exchanging cyber fanny pats. The sad truth is time is running out on some of us guys that are suddenly over 60 years of age ever witnessing a Championship in the Super Bowl era.

Flugels, have you not realized by now that I don't give a fuck about this shit in real time?

Here is the thing to remember. Nobody here actually knows the majority of the posters they are trading barbs with. I have met probably 15 on this board, all of them from the original AOL group that formed the foundation of this group.

So, while it is generally agreed upon that Dutch Oven is a homosexual and a miserable misanthrope, I accept him as a nice guy who just doesn't have a clue as to what the fuck he is talking about. But having imbeciles on the board is what makes it fun.

All kidding aside, this board for sure is an example of how mentally sick football fans can be.

To get that upset about this shit where one is not be able to just argue a point without making a stretch and commenting about what someone is personally, by any normal measure is mental illness.

Tiamat dissecting films, and analyzing ever play? And off of what? The official films that actually focus on unit performance? No, the shit that we all see.

Hey, If that Walter Mitty shit is what floats his boat, I wish him 100 more seasons of mental masturbation.

The point is, nobody on this fucking board is any more astute in understanding how to build a successful NFL team, than anyone else.

The NFL is not coming to this board to recruit talent anytime soon.

My insults are generic, bar room boys club billshit. Everyone's a cocksucker, even my Mom and Dad if they came into the this moshpit.

When it gets bizarre, is when a person can't read a contradictory post without going into a personal attack.

A sure sign of this pathology is to read accusations of political affiliation and racism, when none of that shit is applicable to anything here.

So if you don't like Watson, you are racist?

Tom, I will say this again. There are thousands of members here now, and the majority don't participate.

People join forims like this because they want to talk about the Browns, not engage in cancel culture.

To cool some of this shit down and find a nice diversion, I might suggest purchasing my latest book "Open Tap-Drink Poison", which I am happy tobsay is gaining traction as a mandatory read in a few college chemistry classes.

Available on Amazon, this one has the potential to make me hundreds, if not tens of dollars.

Take care Tom. The wife just asked me if I feel like going to Vegas today, so off we go. Leaving one mondo bizarro for another.

On 5/21/2024 at 4:44 PM, Dutch Oven said:

Let me sum it up for everyone:

Watt is white, and you are a racist piece of garbage, hence why this is a subject you come back to over and over. In a thread about Stefanski possibly handing over control of the offense to Ken Dorsey, you just had to shoe-horn  "the race card player" Myles Garrett, because that is all you are - A Fox News spewing troll.  In fact, this very subject got you kicked off this board. A subject that has zero to do with the thread topic.  

But we are all aware why this is a subject so close to your heart, Mr. Tiki Torch At Charlottesville. 

And of course nickers and Ghoolie are in lock-step with you on this. Birds of a feather.

 

Racist? LMAO. so if I dislike a black player I am racist. Fuck Myels Garrett. The only ones who believe Mild Garrett is better than Watt are Browns fans.

You judge the bastard on his highlight films. I judge him on the fact that he doesn't show up 6 games every year.

Mild Garret is a cahunnt. You and Flugels are cahunnts.

On 5/15/2024 at 4:03 AM, ballpeen said:

It's not about just what you like.  It's about having a facility that can be used dozens of times a year and become an economic engine for all of NE Ohio.  That point really isn't debatable when comparing to an upgraded outdoor stadium.

The thing is, concerts are not huge money makers for venue owners. Many acts today demand cash before they will even show up, and the cost for an act is almost prohibitive.

The economic benefit provided by beer and hotdogs sales at a Lizzo beaching will never offset the tax dollars residents have to pay.

You wouldn't catch me attending a game live any more. Domed or not.

3 hours ago, Flugel said:

Myles Garrett didn't need to tee off from the Women's Tees vrs Right Tackles every game like TJ.  If you want to be the best - you gotta beat the best.  

We can go back as far as the Browns beating the Steelers in the playoffs when Myles scored our 1st TD on the 1st play of the game.  Our Defense forced 4 INTs from Roethlisberger while you were watching the Hallmark Channel.  TJ Watts' defense forced 0 INTs. The Browns scored 48 points while Pittsburgh only had 29 points with 1:09 remaining (before a junk time TD).  

In college, Garrett played his final year with high ankle sprain which impacted his performance.  I never heard or read he announced he doesn't play hard.  @TexasAg1969goes to a lot of A&M home games every year as a huge fan of that program.  I'd rather hear what he has to say about that since he doesn't have trouble telling the truth like you.

 

Garrett Blows

2 hours ago, Jax said:

My local pizza shop, Wedgewood, like to joke when you come in about your pizza having anchovies.

It was funny the first time...

Lived 1 mile away on New Road for 10 years.

45 minutes ago, calfoxwc said:

LOL

Doing awesome, having fun. My Wife had surgery last Oct, to replace a defective aortic heart valve done 6 yrs ago,  a week after my knee replacement. Two days after I got home, her best friend took her to emergency. They scheduled it They don't use that valve anymore. I ditched my walker, and hung out at the hospital for two whole days because going back to our car in the parking deck was tough. lol

So, now, we are getting our stamina going for a lot of hikes on our vacation out west. I hope you had fun at cardio rehab. lol

God Bless you and your family - that surgery is tough on everyone. She is in outstanding shape now. Me - I used to be able to work "all day long" - (Jack Nicholson line from "Goin South")

Meanwhile, I have about 30 tomato plants to put in the garden I haven't rototilled yet, catching up on farm work I couldn't do last year since I blew out my knee. I made dandelion jelly earlier. It looks like a huge crop of wild blackberries is coming this year.

We went to our friends' son's wedding in NC - it was beautiful weather in April. The morning we left to head for NC, our battery was dead. LOL, so we took our other car.

 It's always something. lol

Thanks for the reply, my friend. Keep at it, and I will do the same!

9 minutes ago, Vambo said:

This is the story of a young couple in Portland, Maine.
While waiting for her husband Don to return home from work, she reaches for
a can of anchovies. As she spreads the tiny fish across a piece of lettuce,
she notices a small note at the bottom of the can. Written on it is a
telephone number. Curious, she dials, and is told, "Don't move, lady, we'll
be right over." Placing the phone back on the hook, she turns to see three
smartly dressed men standing in her kitchen doorway. Before she realizes
what is happening to her, she is rolled tightly in long sheets of cellophane,
transported to an international airport, and placed on a waiting jet-liner.
All this being too much for her to comprehend, she passes out.
Upon awakening, she finds herself in a strange, foreign speaking nation
("Dalas nekcihc dna tihs nekcihc neewteb ecnereffid eht wonk ot suineg a
ekat t'nseod ti."). Alone, fearing her escape impossible, she seeks comfort
in the arms of a confidential agent. With the trace of her kiss still warm
upon his lips, he betrays her to the hands of three scientists who are
engaged in diabolical, avant-garde experiments previously performed only on
insects and other small, meaningless creatures. Using her as their subject,
they are delighted with the results. For the first time, a human being is
transformed into a ("shhh... it's secret").
Meanwhile, back in Portland, Maine...
Her husband Don, now chain-smoking 40 packs of cigarettes a day, sits at a
local bar and has a few beers with the regulars. Bored, everyone's
attention turns to the television set that just hangs from the wall.
("Welcome to Bowling for Dollars"). Suddenly, crazy Al says, "S-say, Don,
there sure is something familiar about that bowling ball." To which a
terrified Don replies, "Oh my God! That bowling ball! It's my wife!"
And the lesson we learn from this story is, next time you place your order,
don't forget to say, "No anchovies please."

 

 

This joke was so long, you had to post it twice

1 hour ago, calfoxwc said:

we do go fishing. and going to Yellowstone and the Grand Tetons with friends this summer.

I work hard, got the new knee going great - have two good knees for the first time in my life.

Brushhogging, log splitting, putting in the garden..........

    This is fun - talking about politics. And it is a great break from working on stuff.

CALSNOTS......How the hell are you doing brother? I had open heart surgery 116 months ago. 95% blockage of my Aorta, no symptoms..Hereditery shit that my Dad had. They did emergency surgery, said I was a dead man walking.

Political.debate? 

I like it too, but I also like being a dickhead. 🙂

Seriously, go fishing, make a sandwich. Stop this bullshit already.

Why would a guy not let his wife have a facebook account, but instead have her with him on a joint account?

I have a Steeler fan friend who did this. 

Weird.