Mr. T Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 20 Obvious Truths That Will Shock Liberals John Hawkins 1) The Founding Fathers were generally religious, gun-toting small government fanatics who were so far to the Right that they'd make Ann Coulter look like Jimmy Carter. 2) The greatest evil this country has ever committed isn't slavery; it's killing more than 50 million innocent children via abortion. 3) Conservatives are much more compassionate than liberals and all you have to do to prove it is look at all the studies showing that conservatives give more of their money to charity than liberals do. 4) When the Founding Fathers were actually around, there were official state religions and the Bible was used as a textbook in schools. The so-called "wall of separation between church and state" has absolutely nothing to do with the Constitution and everything to do with liberal hostility to Christianity. 5) The biggest problem with our economy today is Barack Obama. His demonization of successful people, his driving up gas prices, his regulatory overload and threats to increase taxes have terrified businesses into hunkering down, refusing to spend money, and declining to hire new people. Replacing him would do more than any government policy to spur economic growth. 6) Not only are conservatives more patriotic than liberals, but most American liberals "love" America in about the same way that a wife-beater loves his wife. 7) Out of every 100 cries of “Racism” you hear these days, 99 are motivated by nothing other than politics. 8) Anyone paying income taxes is certainly paying his “fair share" -- and then some -- compared to the people who pay nothing. 9) You don't have a "right" to anything that other people have to pay to provide for you. 10) If we can ask people to present an ID to buy alcohol, drive a car, or get on an airplane, then asking them to present identification to vote is a no-brainer. 11) There's absolutely nothing that the government does smarter, better, or more efficiently than the private market with roughly equivalent resources. 12) The biggest problem with education in this country is liberals. They fight vouchers, oppose merit pay, refuse to get rid of terrible teachers, and bend over backwards to keep poor kids trapped in failing schools. 13) Fascism, socialism, and communism are all left-wing movements that have considerably more in common with modern liberalism than modern conservatism. 14) The Democratic Party was behind slavery, the KKK, and Jim Crow laws. It was also the party of Margaret Sanger, George Wallace, and Bull Connor. It has ALWAYS been a racist party. Even today, white liberals support Affirmative Action and racial set-asides because they still believe black Americans are too inferior to go up against whites on an even playing field. 15) A man with good morals who falls short and becomes a hypocrite is still a far better man than a liberal who can never be called a hypocrite because he has no morals at all. 16) The most dire threat to America's future and prosperity in the last 150 years hasn't been the Nazis, the Soviets, or Al-Qaeda;, it's the spending and overreach of our own government. 17) Greed isn't someone wanting to keep more of what he earns; it's people demanding a greater share of money that someone else earns. 18) Most of the time in American politics, the liberal "victim" is really a bad guy who is absolutely delighted by the opportunity to pretend to be "offended." 19) Jesus Christ was not a conservative, a liberal, or a politician. He was also not a capitalist or a socialist. Still, you can say this: Jesus drew sharp lines about what's right and wrong, he wasn't tolerant of what the Bible categorizes as sinful behavior, and there's absolutely no question that he would adamantly oppose abortion and gay marriage. 20) When you demand that other people fund your sexual escapades by buying your contraception, your sex life becomes their business. Source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 I thought you said these were truths? Its just a list of attacks against liberals, psychic claims, shit about the founding fathers, and the guy dry humping the Bible... I don't get the reason for this post... I also hope a point by point response isn't necessary, considering 85%+ of that is ridiculous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaporTrail Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 Here are two more. 1) The earth is 6000 years old. 2) Jesus is coming back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 I'm not even a liberal, but those are hardly shocking, and many are more opinion than fact or truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 No, those are very factual. You have to know some history, but libs hate history... because they want to repeat it without qualm. Excellent, valid post, T. I can see all those things in the liberal/progressive/fascist,socialist movement in the leftwing Dem party all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 "Not only are conservatives more patriotic than liberals, but most American liberals "love" America in about the same way that a wife-beater loves his wife." You're right.... some Grade-A facts in there. No opinions at all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadbrownsfan Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 Please change the title too "20 Obvious half truths and lies that some random person made up to get people to read his blog". I really don't think of myself as a Liberal and I got a laugh out of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 It doesn't matter if you see yourself as a Klingon, or as a Sleestak. Or a boll weevil. or a grocery cart. But I see truth in most of those statements T posted. There's a ton of undeniable merit there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 We've been over this. There is a difference between someone being right and you agreeing with someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 7) Out of every 100 cries of “Racism” you hear these days, 99 are motivated by nothing other than politics. While I don't necessarily disagree you need to provide some hard data if you want to call this a truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heckofajobbrownie Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 These are the two Americas. One reads this and thinks "Boo-ya! Slam dunk! Try to get up from that, liberals!" And the other reads it and shrugs and thinks, "How sad. That's not even good cant." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 These are the two Americas. One reads this and thinks "Boo-ya! Slam dunk! Try to get up from that, liberals!" And the other reads it and shrugs and thinks, "How sad. That's not even good cant." USA! USA USA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaporTrail Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 No, those are very factual. You have to know some history, but libs hate history... because they want to repeat it without qualm. Excellent, valid post, T. I can see all those things in the liberal/progressive/fascist,socialist movement in the leftwing Dem party all the time. I actually lol'd reading this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 If I weren't so busy, Steve would have me do stand up during his breaks, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted March 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 I told you liberals would be shocked to see the truth written. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 I told you liberals would be shocked to see the truth written. lololololololololo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaporTrail Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Another fact. 1) 37. The combined IQ of cal, T, and bunker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 I said I wasn't gonna do this... damn it 1) Who cares what are founding fathers did 200+ years ago. You shouldn't do something or believe something simply because people did in the past. Ann Coulter is a biatch. 2) That's an opinion. I'm sure many people could say many different things were are greatest evil. 3) That's also an opinion. These phantom "studies" probably all go back to the fact conservatives are more religious and therefore give money to their church which could be seen as a charitable donation (sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't though). 4) Religion shouldn't play any role in politics. We are much better off now that the Bible isn't taught in schools. Why would you want things to regress 200+ years? 5) Someone thinks that Barack Obama can single handidly do w/e he wants to the economy. This guy is also psychic cuz he knows it will imporve our economy. This is a point where I'd love to see some studies and economics to back this guy up. 6) Again, an opinion. 7) Prove it? Sounds more like someone wanting cover to be racist. 8) No one pays no taxes... 9) Sure. There are some places you could split hairs but I get what you are saying. I mean, if you are homeless and can't afford a meal do you not have a right to live? 10) Sounds good 11) Prove it. Also, good luck getting equivalent resources when you can print your own damn money. 12) That's an opinion and I am not sure how much of that is true. And this guy made it seem like earlier he wants the bible back in schools, which obviously won't help education. 13) Ok. Lions eat people. And lions are closer to cats than dogs. So dogs are better? 14) I don't think that is why they support AA, even though I personally think AA is stupid. 15) Sounds like not only an opinion but a gross generalization and an attack 16) ... opinion 17) Greed -Intense and selfish desire for something. 18) ... I guess that's an opinion lie combo? 19) Who gives a shit what a character in a book would do? Harry Potter is pretty popular, what do you think he would say about global warming? I guess I should base my opinion off of that, huh? 20) You can have sex without contraception. You probably wouldn't directly pay for it. You'd probably save money in the long run by lessening the burden on the health care system. Or is this guy a creep like Rush and he wants a video of Fluke doing it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted March 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Woody can you give us another 20? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 I don't get how what I said is idiotic. Can you tell me anything I said that's false? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted March 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 I don't get how what I said is idiotic. Can you tell me anything I said that's false? I thought my 9 year old grandaughter wrote it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Again, did I say anything false? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaporTrail Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Woody can you give us another 20? The irony is staggering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 As I read Woody's nonsense, and I look back at history, he's on the wrong side of it. Liberals always emotionally react with tit-for-tat copystuff, except theirs is completely bogus. Because it isn't thought out... or reasoned.... it's emotional pouting. Nice job, T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 As I read Woody's nonsense, and I look back at history, he's on the wrong side of it. Liberals always emotionally react with tit-for-tat copystuff, except theirs is completely bogus. Because it isn't thought out... or reasoned.... it's emotional pouting. Nice job, T. Again, for like the third time, point out any line where I said something false Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Again, for like the third time, point out any line where I said something false This guy is a Retard woody. If you dispute anything be says "rationally" (give me a fucking break) you're an "emotional parrot". It's sort of sad that that is the best a 50+ year old man can come up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadbrownsfan Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Since we don't really need facts or to prove anything I got a list 1) Han shot first. 2) Aliens really did build the pyramids in egypt and mexico 3) Atlantis is actually under the ocean, in the middle of the bermuda triangle 4) 911 was staged by the Woody Allen to hide another afair. 5) JFK was really killed by a magic bullet. 6) When a Woodchucks chucks wood it does so at 1 piece of chucked wood every 30secs. 7) Obama wasn't born in the USA, he was actually born on the secret moon colony. 8) It really was a weatherballon in Roswell, NM. 9) Magic is real and so is Hogwarts, however Tom Riddle is just a strict Defense Against the Darks Arts teacher that J.K. Rowling hated during her time at school. 10) Terminators weakness is turnips, if you through one at a Terminator it will self-destruct. 11) Dick Cheney ran the White House kitchen staff from 2000-2008, Dick can make a mean stromboli. 12) Unicorns are not real. Sorry. 13) Pepsi tastes better than Coke, but RC beats them both. 14) Really your still reading this garbage? 15) Mitt Romney is actually a robot sent back in time to prevent Obama's relection. Obama's relection actually caused an asteroid to hit Earth due to his awesomeness 16) Chuck Norris's tears cancer, however he has never cried. 17) The moon landing was not staged in a hollywood basement, it was filmed on location in Nevada. 18) To remove the curse on Cleveland's sports teams, Jim Brown must cut down the largest tree in the Cuyahoga Valley with a herring. 19) Canada is not a real country anyway. 20) Currently we do not really have a two party system, both sides are ruled by the Free Masons and the choose who runs the country by pulling names out of hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted March 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Sad, Chuck Norris's tears create tidal waves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted March 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Sad, Chuck Norris's tears create tidal waves Just like Steve was saying, everyone needs to stop pretending they are upset over this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 This thread should be stickied for future reference under "How to shut up Cal, T, and Bunker" All you have to do is ask them where you lied after you prove them wrong. They'll be left speechless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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