domcucch1994 Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Orange Powerhump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Silly. Take a look at the examples you posted. None of them are named after some stupid animal or mythical creature. The nickname needs to be along the lines of The Magnificent Seven, or The Fab Four, or The A Team...The Fearsome Foursome, the Doomsday Defense, The Steel Curtain...get the picture? A nickname can be whatever sticks. And yes, a defense has been named after a mythical creature: The Monsters of the Midway. Chicago Bears. So much for your theory. So, The Ogres is just as apt. And the Fab Four was a musical act. The Magnificent 7 was a movie, and the A Team was a TV show. This browns line with the addition of Garrett hasn't done squat to earn a nickname anyway. If they start gaining notoriety by sacking QB's at a high rate, then name them the Brown Sack Attack, or some shit like that. Hey how about "The Mean Machine"! Aren't these guys like Garret, Shelton, and Ogbah noted for playing "mean"? Although not a D lineman JaBell Peppers I heard also plays "mean". Agree that they do need to earn a nickname. But, as I said, it doesn't hurt to have one in reserve just in case. But your other suggestions are pretty lame. btw...The browns were never known as the "Dawg Defense". They were simply referred as the "Dawgs", primarily Minny and Dixon...so don't try and prop up the Dawgs with the others....that bunch wasn't even close to receiving the notoriety and fame of the others you listed. The Dawgs don't even deserve to be mentioned in the same breath. Sure it does. E.g. The Fearsome Foursome NEVER made it to a Championship game. The "Dawgs" made it as far as they did. But, I will agree with this....The "Dawgs" should have been retired with Dixon and Minnifield. That was specific to that backfield. But you know how these things go....NFL team PR departments can't let go of something like that if they think they have something that sells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 OGRE: Ogbah Garrett Ogunjobi Shelton Shades of Calvin and Hobbes' GROSS [Get Rid Of Slimy girlS] - of course. If you are just doing a straight anagram, then you could have : The GOONS Garrett Ogbah Ogunjobi Nassib Shelton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 https://www.thoughtco.com/deinonychus-the-terrible-claw-1093783 Meet Deinonychus, the Real Star of Jurassic World Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Jurassic Juggernauts Jurassic Kicktheirasses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Couch Pulls Out Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Excuse me while I nerd out here... "The Transformers" Why? More than meets the eye. Further, in the Transformers universe, the Allspark is an artifact that creates new life. Our DL has extremely high SPARQ ratings. They are the All-SPARQ team. They create new Browns fans. Individual names: Myles Garrett - Dinobot - A couple different references - A massive uncontrollable beast formed by all the Dinobots merging together...or a sweet raptor ninja with crazy a high moral code from the Beast Wars story arc... or Grimlock, the leader of the Dinobots Danny Shelton - Devastator - A giant monster abomination that can barely hold itself up, but draws all enemies into him, causing them to be cruhsed. Larry Ogunjobi - Bumblebee - Determined, brave, a little bit lucky, always trying to prove himself Desmond Bryant - Ironhide - The old veteran of the group, will fight to the very end. Bonus round: Jamie Collins - Crosshairs - A crack shot with a bad attitude. A bit of a wildcard who often goes off on his own. Anyone who ends up in his sights ends up dead. Jabrill Peppers - Lockdown - A bounty hunter who does whatever is necessary to fulfill his mission. Destroys anyone in his path. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
domcucch1994 Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Big Steamy Orange Shitlips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 To be honest with you...this was not supposed to be an invitation for you all to submit your own nicknames. It was only here for you to sanctify the names I came up with. But, I know I can't control these things. Nevertheless....the two I came up with are still the Best: The Ogres or The GOONS. Indeed. Yes, indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 ogres, goons, those are terrible. "Deinonychus Dawgs" rocks. Thought you would thrive on the competition.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 +2 for the DDs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
domcucch1994 Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Howard Stern's Penis The Baba Booeys Robin Quivers's Beaver Turd Burglars The Steamy D Orange N' Brown Cesspool The Oline Wreckers The Ballerinas Hue Jackson's Huge Assmans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumby73 Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Nevertheless....the two I came up with are still the Best: The Ogres or The GOONS. Indeed. Yes, indeed. GO'S BOOM-gets garrett,orchard,shelton,brantley,ogbah.ogunjobi &meder..proper GOES BOOM--we need a E..The vaunted GONE BOOM Defense(classic) would add Nassib but still need to buy a vowel E.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 ogres, goons, those are terrible. "Deinonychus Dawgs" rocks. Thought you would thrive on the competition.... Sucks. Who can even pronounce Deinonychus. And what the fuck does it have to do with anything about this team. I may thrive on the competiton.....I have yet to see any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Howard Stern's Penis The Baba Booeys Robin Quivers's Beaver Turd Burglars The Steamy D Orange N' Brown Cesspool The Oline Wreckers The Ballerinas Hue Jackson's Huge Assmans We are going for nicknames of the Browns....not your own personal nickname. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 GO'S BOOM-gets garrett,orchard,shelton,brantley,ogbah.ogunjobi &meder..proper GOES BOOM--we need a E..The vaunted GONE BOOM Defense(classic) would add Nassib but still need to buy a vowel E.. Not bad....except....you have the Legion of Boom in Seattle, and again, that could be seen as derivative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Couch Pulls Out Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Gip is getting his puss hurt because nobody liked his stupid name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Post Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 The Sidesteppers Until they can stop the run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Orange Powerhump lol... opened right to it and hit me before I was prepared... Howard Stern's Penis The Baba Booeys Robin Quivers's Beaver SIRIUSly? Oh... and TC... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoeticG Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 I like the Ogres and Goons but... We have the Pro Football Hall of Fame and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame so... What about the Hall of Pain? Or Wall of Pain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wargograw Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 "MAILMEN" Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers (warriors) from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Mike Unless you're Newman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 POP QUIZ: What was The Flintstones claim to fame? was first animated series with major star doing voice over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 The FatBoyz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 To be honest with you...this was not supposed to be an invitation for you all to submit your own nicknames. It was only here for you to sanctify the names I came up with. But, I know I can't control these things. Nevertheless....the two I came up with are still the Best: The Ogres or The GOONS. Indeed. Yes, indeed. Nope. Both awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcam222 Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Hopefully we can call them Three Strike Felons based on the QB's they murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 I like the Ogres and Goons but... We have the Pro Football Hall of Fame and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame so... What about the Hall of Pain? Or Wall of Pain? WOW... damn close... if I may be permitted a build... The Rock'n'Roll Hall of PAIN! was first animated series with major star doing voice over? Close-ish, but not a winner... Meanwhile start working on the new Tees... Just need the starters finalized... The Rock'n'Roll Hall of PAIN! Garrett - Shelton - Bryant - Ogbah Collins - Kirksey - ??? Haden - Peppers - ??? - ??? ... and trademark the shit out of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syd Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 TThe Battered Basterds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibleedbrown Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 lol... or... POP QUIZ: What was The Flintstones claim to fame? First animated show in prime time. I'll admit, l looked it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcam222 Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 The more I think about it the name should be pretty straight forward. I am optimistic that Big Ben, Dalton , Flacco and others will use the name often without prompting. I can almost hear it as they tell their O line in the huddle........"can you please keep those MOTHERFUCKERS off me!!!!" Pretty obvious what our new D line should be called lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Mike Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 The more I think about it the name should be pretty straight forward. I am optimistic that Big Ben, Dalton , Flacco and others will use the name often without prompting. I can almost hear it as they tell their O line in the huddle........"can you please keep those DAMNED DAWGS off me!!!!" Pretty obvious what our new D line should be called lol. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^There! Cleaned up & corrected for you! I've always liked Dawgs for the D, and "Damned Dawgs" for the DL has a ring to it IMHO. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcam222 Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^There! Cleaned up & corrected for you! I've always liked Dawgs for the D, and "Damned Dawgs" for the DL has a ring to it IMHO. Mike lol I'm sorry Mike I just couldn't resist the vulgarity on this. I can live with Damned Dogs or maybe Hell Hounds lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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