tiamat63 Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Been done for the Broncos back in the day. You're right. I went full derp there for a moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 The Pierogie Curtain lmao... Brownstrocity Best of your bunch... kinda like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syd Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 you all queer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconHound Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Hopefully effective Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkHole Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 You are all aware that some of the great defensive lines in history have had Colorful Nicknames. Purple People Eaters, Doomsday Defense, Fearsome Foursome, Steel Curtain, Orange Crush. The Browns had the Dawg Defense that related more to the Defensive Backfield. Well, I think/hope this DL we are going to have is going to be outstanding. And if it is, it needs a good nickname...and there is clear choice in this regard: We will have a line consisting of Garrett/Shelton/Ogbah/Ogunjobi. So, just taking a cue from those last two guys and we get: Silly. Take a look at the examples you posted. None of them are named after some stupid animal or mythical creature. The nickname needs to be along the lines of The Magnificent Seven, or The Fab Four, or The A Team...The Fearsome Foursome, the Doomsday Defense, The Steel Curtain...get the picture? This browns line with the addition of Garrett hasn't done squat to earn a nickname anyway. If they start gaining notoriety by sacking QB's at a high rate, then name them the Brown Sack Attack, or some shit like that. Hey how about "The Mean Machine"! Aren't these guys like Garret, Shelton, and Ogbah noted for playing "mean"? Although not a D lineman JaBell Peppers I heard also plays "mean". btw...The browns were never known as the "Dawg Defense". They were simply referred as the "Dawgs", primarily Minny and Dixon...so don't try and prop up the Dawgs with the others....that bunch wasn't even close to receiving the notoriety and fame of the others you listed. The Dawgs don't even deserve to be mentioned in the same breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoeticG Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 The Quarterback is going to need a four inch extension cord to reattach his torso to his motherboard after the Orange Ogres cleave the doors off the Offensive line. The Quarterback is going to need another glass of wine to numb his mind as his body struggles to find flavor in the porridge he must devour for the rest of his life. He'll insist, "it happened after the merger, that the Commissioner was Pat Shurmur"- something garbled about going cockless and blocks being shed by orange Hummers- Then he's off to the closest local college cause- "Damn it! My name's Rothlis-something or other..." "Oh brother," his poor Father will whisper to reporters, "I just discovered that he's starting to dress like his Mother." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcam222 Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 I'll go with Orange Crush 2.0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkHole Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 The Brown Mound of Takedowns Lol.. absolutely not! A brown mound is something you try to avoid stepping in when walking through a cow pasture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkHole Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 I'll go with Orange Crush 2.0 I like Orange Crush, but 2.0 doesn't make it original...plus Denver those bastards kept the browns out of the Super Bowl. You don't want to have anything to do with Denver around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkHole Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 The Pierogie Curtain lol. The Babushka Curtain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoeticG Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 I'm a natural born smoker, quijiboard stained brown ochre, I'll break you like the Orange Ogres, ya better off sticking a fork in the toaster, we'll debone and roast ya- "look ma, no hands!" was just supposed to be a poster. ya better off rushin the whole police force, at gunpoint as they shout, "come no closer" so go ahead, get you're clock cleaned so good that you're kosher. idk lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibleedbrown Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 lol. The Babushka Curtain Ha! That means grandmother curtain. I kinda like that, cuz those are some ugly ass curtains. That's what l want outta my front 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyceRolls Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Meat curtains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Garrett's Gigantosaurs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 How about we just let it come to us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Deinonychus Dawgs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamwa Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Stop. Collaborate and Sack them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibleedbrown Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 The Fournicators. Combination of 4 and penetrators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibleedbrown Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Stop. Collaborate and Sack them. Slice, dice baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Mike Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 "MAILMEN" Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers (warriors) from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumby73 Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 "MAILMEN" Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers (warriors) from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Mike sorry mike..but was that Micheal Meyers theme or nightmare on elf street theme? Jason? how bout "Warriors come out to play"? right now mine is hi-ho-hi-ho it's off to work i go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 The ogres is bad. It's a bad nickname Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 "Meat Curtain" has a ring to it.... .. but I think we missing an obvious Dawg theme... Maybe with an infusion allusion to the RnR HoF? Take a look at the examples you posted. None of them are named after some stupid animal or mythical creature. The nickname needs to be along the lines of The Magnificent Seven, or The Fab Four, or The A Team...The Fearsome Foursome, the Doomsday Defense, The Steel Curtain...get the picture? Reminded me of an old fave... NYJ's "The New York Sack Exchange". Gastineau, Klecko & CO... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Deinonychus Dawgs Excellent!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 lol... or... POP QUIZ: What was The Flintstones claim to fame? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 lol... or... POP QUIZ: What was The Flintstones claim to fame? Ah, they misinformed American children that dinosaurs and humans actually coexisted. (although Trump might claim that is true). Now if we include birds as direct descendants, then he might be right. But not Tyrannosaurus Rex or Trumposaurus Rex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Ah, they misinformed American children that dinosaurs and humans actually coexisted. NO... thanks for playing our game, but they did not inspire "Dinoramas"... I pass by one every trip to/from Houston. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
domcucch1994 Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Quarterback stool. The Brown Pumpkin Fuckers Big Orange Dline Fuck Steamy Orange D Roses R' Orange, QB's are Dead The Nasty Brown Meatlogs Big Brown Dumps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco918 Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 I'm going to roll with "the d-line." Crazy, I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 "Stack 'em and Rack 'em"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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