Dutch Oven

You were already eating your supper at 4 pm and going to bed after Matlock by the time The Karate Kid came out, Gip… 😁

Unless there's a massive head injury in my future, causing serious damage to the logic and reasoning part of my brain, I can't see me ever being "far right".

The sheer amount of stupidity in one of his idiotic political ramblings must be staggering. $400 would never cover that amount of pain and suffering.

Honestly I was hoping the Browns picked up a TE in the last draft...

$200 a hour? mjp better be able to pee on you after at that rate.

Yeah, you'd have to use a single back, 2 TE/2 WR set, putting Higgins on the bench. This team won't have to worry about this, since there isn't a TE that talented behind Njoku who is demanding a ton of playing time.

The thing with Callaway is he has a pattern of poor decisions. This isn't a drug problem he can't control, this is yet another self-destructive life choice, like passing bad checks or committing fraud or whatever he did during college that had nothing to do with weed. I know I'm shocked that throwing over a million dollars at a kid who was kicked off the Florida Gators somehow didn't make him grow up. Damn shame, the Browns could use him, even with the talent in the WR room.

What if you are an offense that can and will utilize two TEs regularly, like New England with Gronkowski and Hernandez?

Yes, it was very difficult.

Not sure how the Browns keep getting these high picks for RBs... they must have some jedi mind trick shit going on in Berea.

It would definitely set a precedent that professionalism is expected by the Browns organization, that this isn't the same Browns team that gives Josh Gordon chance after chance.

Compare the talent on the teams. Hue is not a good head coach, but this is kind of ridiculous.

Didn't he get popped for Adderall?

Man I can't even remember who their head coach is now...?

Were you late because you were eating your hippie food? 🤣

Woody isn't used to teams he roots for throwing well-placed passes, to be fair. 😃

Washington's offense isn't looking quite as crisp as the Browns did. 😝

Consult your physician if it lasts for over four hours.

How dare you, sir.

Some douche from Oklahoma. 😁

So happy this is the last season of these Walmart uniforms.

It's where I like to show off my rapist wit.

Colt McCoy is what Kevin Hogan aspires to be.

Jimmy should have recognized it, considering he's a master of fraud.

I can't wait until someone figures out how to hack people's phones and "steal" their tickets and put them on their phones... Then what?