Ghoolie Always Ghoolie

Mj, this is a totally fucked up time for me as it applies to sports.

I don't give a flying fuck about MLB and even less about the NBA.

Browns news this time of year blows dead rat cocks. Nothing but idiotic trade speculation and nonsensical trade aquisitions that have as much chance happening as I do marrying Jennifer Lopez.

MMA is for homosexuals who like having sweaty cocks and balls in their face and mouth on national TV. Really, it is gay porno.

Soccer and Hockey are like birdwatching and stamp collecting.

I will watch women's tennis, beach volleyball and the Lingerie Football League purely to think about which women I would fuck. Women's sports in general are stupid as fuck.

Ooh, look at THAT cuunnt, she just pounded the ball a full 100 yards less than high school boy. How exciting!

I WILL also watch women MMA and street fights on social media because I love watching a woman neat the fuck out of another one.

I am a Browns fan. 31 NFL teams, their fans, their owners, their stadium workers and even people who provide services to them, all suck dick.

I don't give a fuck about cuunnt Mayfield, and I am sick of.you pussies calling Watson a pervert.

Mulvaney is a pervert.

Men getting their cocks sucked for $50 bucks is as natural as air, and as old as time itself.

Not one of those whores ever filed a police report or kicked Watson out. What happened was....when he was getting a blowjob he told the chick how SHE was the one. When word of this spread that he was telling all these dumb shits the same thing, they felt humiliated and decided to sue. 

Yes, yes, yes.....these "poor" women. Forced to work jobs massaging men.

Fuck anything that isn't the football season.

The Cleveland Browns lost to the Texans

Mayfield lost to the Lions

The Baltimore Browns lost to the Chiefs

No matter stupid shit we be we believe in, we lost.

On 1/22/2024 at 7:51 AM, TexasAg1969 said:

Careful, she'll be sending her boyfriend out for ya. 😱 That nickers' Mom in the middle?😉

 

LMAO X 10000

5 hours ago, BernieSuperBowl2 said:

"How many goals do we score for a touchdown?"

I would like nothing more than for Buffalo to win by one point in a fourth quarter comeback and the camera pans to Taylor Swift balling her eyes out and throwing a temper tantrum. 

Josh Allen turned into Baker at the end. Jesus, some teams, guys, coaches just can't put important games away. 

Sorry.tondetract.from the Taylor Swift insults.

There truly is nothing sacred here. LMAO

She just jumped up and shouted..." My boyfriend got a home run".

14 hours ago, AP1 said:

They are using inadequate data trying to compare an apples and oranges situation. 

The NFC South is the weakest division in the NFL.

The AFC North is the toughest.

The Eagles implosion is one of the greatest in league history.

The Texans caught fire at the right time and are one of the hotter teams left.

The Bucs could win the Super Bowl and I'll still believe the Browns made the right decision to move on.

Baker is a .500 QB and while pinning every win or every loss on a single player is ignorant, big time players step up and make big time plays in big time games. We had a 60 game sample size, and I'll hand it to Baker that he never had a kicker like Dustin Hopkins, a defense like the Browns 2023 defense and a deep threat like Amari Cooper.

Once the chip on Baker's shoulder wears down a little bit and he quits riding emotional highs, he settles in and we know what happens. The ball doesn't get downfield. He starts watching a single receiver and he can't see in the pocket.

The problem with Mayfield is his judgemental. Testeverde had tremendous physical skills but not even Belichik could fix his decisions.

Bakerr fans like to isolate a great performance and insert that THIS, FINALLY is the real Baker. Unfortunately, he can't play at a high level all the time.

He has the physical skills to win it all. His judgemental makes that highly unlikely 

Does anyone know this beta? (McDermott) he is slobbering all over Mayfield's dick on the FB page Browns Nation. He claims he is a member here.

WTF is it with these imbeciles and Mayfield? 

On 1/13/2024 at 8:50 AM, Zombo said:

It's the NFL Playoffs, but it's also still the AFC North, as three teams made the Playoffs, and all four teams had winning records, a first for an NFL Division in the modern era.

And no one predicted it like Ana De Armas did. She hit 15 out of 20 down the stretch to win 2023 Zombabe of the Year. Which means we'll be riding her through the playoffs. Sorry Steeler fans, maybe next year you can nominate a fat chick.

Updated ZomBabe Standings 

Ana De Armas 15-5

Minka Kelly 2-1

Alexandra Daddario 4-4

Bryce Dallas Howard 4-4

Isabela Merced 7-8

Kate Upton 5-8

 

Cleveland at Houston,  Saturday 4:30 PM

I love that the Browns are not playing in one of those bad weather games, so Joe can throw the rock all over the field. But I love even more that Myles Garrett has had 17 days to rest his shoulder and is going to have a field day against this Houston Offensive Line. BROWNS 29 TEXANS 17

Miami at Kansas City,  Saturday 8:10 PM

I'm not going to watch this game. I'll be exhausted from our win and I'm not paying PeeCock 5 bucks so I can see this shitshow in -30* temps, I'll be asleep.  Cold doesn't stop speed, so I'm taking Miami. DOLPHINS 20 CHIEFS 13

Pittsburgh at Buffalo, Sunday 1:00 PM

Another Northern Weather Shitshow. Snow and howling winds. Evens the playing field ... So why would anyone take Buffalo -10?? I actually think Tomlin's boys will out-tough some of those Buffalo prima donnas ... Calling for the shocker here. STEELERS 20 BILLS 17

Green Bay at Dallas, Sunday 4:30 PM

Props to GB for a good season with a young team, but the Cowboys should have all of their weapons on full display in this one. COWBOYS 35 GREENBAY 24

LA Rams at Detroit, Sunday 8:15 PM

This could be an upset, the Rams have weapons out the wazoo, but I find it too hard to pick against Detroit in their first home playoff game since some of you were born. LIONS 27 RAMS 23

Philadelphia at Tampa, Monday 8:15 PM

Seems like an unfair advantage to have one of your Division Week combats to have to come off a Monday Night game, but these two squads aren't going too far anyway. I hate to pick against Baker, but Philly has to right their ship somehow, someway, at some point ... Right? EAGLES 17 BUCCANEERS 13

TGZ

The only thing that stunk more than your picks, were mine. I actually made close to the same picks. The Browns loss doesn't count. We don't prognosticate against them.

It was a year to be proud of the Browns. Soon, we will be at it again

Go Browns.

On 1/14/2024 at 4:05 AM, Westside Steve said:

Well I'm going to need confirmation, I'll have to ask the kid that works at the grocery store.

WSS

Please do, we need good sources like this.

The only reason I don't really get overly bummed when the Browns suffer a so-called heartbreaking defeat, is because I am blessed to have been alive for yet another season, I have made new friends via the Browns, and I get to reminisce about family and old times, dear things that have passed.

All over the US fans are dissecting the game, the season, plays, players, refs, FO and every possible aspect of the Browns. I find no fault with it as I have, over the years engaged in it.

My takeaway today is this. I hate every other NFL team. I hate the refs, our opponents, the league, the advertisers and especially Mahommes, The Steelers, Aaron Rogers, and Bejoonsie. 

I seriously would fistfight any three current NFL players in 3-2 minute bouts even at 69 and having emergency bypass surgery this past February.

The only thing that bothers me is that it will not be until July that we really have new things to talk about.

Even if we won the SB, it wouldn't matter because the season would still be over and I would wish the off season was over.

So, fuck everyone else. I am a Browns fan, and for me, that's enough.

God, do I love this place!

3 hours ago, syd said:

Love ya Bro

And I love you too, my Browns buddy.

8 hours ago, hoorta said:

For those who don't have Peacock, and are unwilling to go the pay-per-view route $5.99 to NBC (I'm not) to see the Chiefs- Dolphins game in real time... Assuming you have NFL Network, they're rebroadcasting the game at 12 Midnight EST.  

I'll watch some of the froze bowl Sunday afternoon. Now if you lived in the area and wanted to freeze your ass of in -20 wind chill, seats on NFL ticket exchange can be had for as little as $20.     

I have Peacock..I was also just out back with my dogs because I also have Peecock

58 minutes ago, syd said:

Really ?

LMAO

On 1/11/2024 at 7:43 AM, Westside Steve said:

Let the rumors begin

 

https://www.aol.com/england-patriots-coach-bill-belichick-124141057.html

 

New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick is leaving the team, ending a decadeslong run that produced an unprecedented six Super Bowl victories, according to m...

The guy who lives 3 doors down from my aunt is a realtor and he said Belichik bought a house in Berea.

On 1/8/2024 at 9:24 PM, Orion said:

 

Our final game of the season being played with a bunch of backups, did not do our stats any favors...but here's the full season in a nutshell.  

The matchup:

Rushing.  Even  -  The Texans don't run the ball very well.  But we do not run the ball as well as our numbers show.  We've truly struggled to run it in the latter part of the season.

Passing.  Texans -  They're a good passing team.  We, with the addition of Flacco, are not quite as bad as our numbers show.  But still, the Texans have the advantage.

Run Defense.  Texans - Stats show that the Texans are difficult to run against.  We aren't bad against the run but have gone downhill in the latter part of the season.

Pass Defense.  Browns - We are good against the pass when we have Ward & Co. on the field.  The Texans are not great at pass defense, but how much of that is because teams cannot run against them?  Still, our advantage there.

Sacks are pretty close on all 4 sides of the ball.

TAKEAWAYS - My God we've been on the negative end of this stat all year long.  And the Texans are double digits to the positive.  Argh...

Bottom Line (in theory) - A couple of teams that negate each other's strengths but can't take advantage of each other's weaknesses.  I'm left with a deciding factor being turnovers.  

It's going to take another great job by the Defense, and by Flacco, for us to win this game.    Go Browns!  

 

 

Totally disagree. We are a far far far better passing team.

Stroud is a happy feet Qb. He can only pass when his feet disrupt the play and create a picnic play.

Fuck Stroud. Fuck the Texans and Fuck Texas. I guarantee Stroud will throw 3 picks. He will be kept in the pocket where he blows chunks.

He is going to get pounded. The Brown win by double digits. Meanwhile the Steelers are without the second best pass rusher in the league, still have to join in groups or 6 to have 1 full set of teeth, and engage in fucking sewer rats.

Fuck everyone who isn't us.

Now THAT, is how you break down a game.

On 12/31/2023 at 4:09 AM, nickers said:

Agreed... Make those two kicks.. You win the game.. There was no need to over think it... You only go for it on 4th down in 2 scenarios.. One... Your steam rolling an opponent beyond the point of no return.. Or , it's the 4th 1/4 and you are behind... It's simple logic....

And have the kick blocked and returned for 2, and new criticism comes up.

Life is not about the outcome. It is about doing what you believe is right.

Next thing someone will tell me that Christ should have kept his mouth shut and he would lived. 

The Lions are in the playoffs. There is guarantee that a kick is going to be good. Refs, not the play calling beat the Lions.

42 minutes ago, hoorta said:

Campbell, you're a dumb ass. You cost the Lions that game...  There's a difference between being aggressive and being stoopid.  Great, you burned the 'Boys on that fake punt. Then you shit the bed multiple times playing anal-itics  Going for it on for it on fourth and hardly makeable several times. Kick the first chip shot FG on 4th and goal from the four yard line in the first half. 

Then for the love of GOD, when you get dinged for an unreported tackle eligible extra point with seconds left in the game, please just kick it and take the game into overtime. 

I can guarantee you if Stefanski had pulled this shit instead, we'd all want him to be fired immediately.   FACT

Some people lay to win, Larry. That's all there is to it. He wanted the ball to be in his hands.

There is absolutely no guarantee that the XP would have been good, or that the Lions would have won in OT.

Marty and Bernie would have kicked the xp, then lost in OT.

On 11/10/2023 at 5:51 PM, dusty said:

Imagine 2 brothers coaching agai st each other.

I think he got the raw deal but great news for the Buckeyes!

 

https://www.mlive.com/wolverines/2023/11/big-ten-suspends-michigans-jim-harbaugh-for-remainder-of-regular-season.html

Why not imagine your wife serving you chili made with real shit?

Or perhaps a fresh jism milkshake?

Harbaugh is like Whoopie Goldberg showing up in a garterbelt at your front door.

Fuck Both Harbaughs

Prestige Worldwide

6 minutes ago, syd said:

the only pic i didnt get was the one after the muffed punt,the other two were on the receivers

The guy has game, the team has game. The injuries exposed that some of our bench players are rock stars.

THIS is a team to be proud of.

Love the Browns. Flacco is the shit.

13 hours ago, Westside Steve said:

Yes it's a short piece. With the bronze it could be a miniseries.

WSS 

 

The really disgusting part of this is that they have the technology to make calls 99.9%.accurate.

Do you remember the camera changes BEFORE 911? They installed panoramic 360 degree Camara technology on the roofs of every stadium. They would do stop.action and then show you a rotating photo and sto on the best angle.

After 911 they pulled the Camara crews off the roof for security reasons. They never returned.

The sick part is that the technology exists but for whatever reasons one wants to speculate, the NFL wants wiggle room to manipulate games.

Steve, this is no different than smash and grab crime. The tools exist to prevent Walmart, Target and mall shops from ever being mass burglarized. However, someone at the top has an agenda that is fed by animals robbing their stores.

I will say this, until I took $10 million of investment into my start up company, I had no fucking clue as too how influential money can be. Oh, I THOUGHT I did. But can you imagine someone who has it in their best interest to give your $5 million, just so they can fuck your technology and kill the company?

Agenda, Steve. The fan looks at the NFL and cries that they have to clean up the refs.

Conversely, the NFL looks at the complaints and plans, "how can we create a new quality control program to distract idiot fans the illusion that we are upping our game, while we maintain the ability to manipulate games?

Stever, this is by design.

3 hours ago, tiamat63 said:

For THEE last fucking time, because you're still trying to make the "no receivers" argument, but thinly veiled.   Brady and Bill won over half their SBs without Gronk.  

Go back to the Tampa boards, ya fucking mook. 

I think this is one of those debate topics that draws a lot of "definitive" opinions. Maybe less hyperbolic that "defense wins championships" but close. Add to that emotions about Belichik and this conversation turns into a mosh pit. Not my intention.

I liked Bill B from the time he came to the Browns. I told Hoorta around the Kosar drama that Bill would be a SB HC before the Brownsnever made an appearance.

No, I am not a football genius, I just liked Bill and his fetish for discipline and order. 

So, my assessment.....

Winning doesn't make a man a success or a great coach. Sometimes great coaches also win chamionships.

Bill benefitted from Brady. But I think Brady benefitted from Bill. They made each other better.

This business of detracting from a man's accomplishments because he had a great QB is idiotic. No coach ever won a championship wit a Mike Pagel or Mark Malone.

I think it's very difficult, I think impossible to create two dynasties because one can never duplicate all the ingredients that went into it, and nobodynis that smart to recognize who the ingredients for a new, different dynasty are.

In that, I think Bill has had his time. To slight him is to be an imbecile.

28 minutes ago, FY56 said:

Thank god that at least we are finally a formidable team and are winning.  No one is laughing at the Browns now. 

 

Haslam is. He is the village idiot.